Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Calum: hey baby

Luke: are you trying to small talk me, Hood?

Calum: I just want to know how your day was and then we can get all deep and stuff okay

Luke: okay.

Luke: my day was actually good compared to how my Mondays normally go.

Calum: that's really amazing babe. I'm glad you had a good day (:

Luke: how was yours?

Calum: usual, kind of shitty because Mondays suck.

Calum: now let's skip this small talk. What's the last lie you told?

Luke: the last one? Um, I don't really know. I think it's that I told my step dad that breakfast was good.

Luke: it was burnt but I didn't want to upset him so yeah. What's yours?

Calum: at lunch a girl said that she slept with me and I agreed with her because all the guys were listening to us

Luke: wow

Calum: yeah, I know.

Luke: so what's the biggest lie you've ever told?

Calum: damn that's a question to think about.

Calum: I think it's that I'm exactly like my dad. He always asks me what I did at parties and expects me to be exactly like him when he was younger

Calum: he thinks I'm a fuckboy star player who has all the girls chasing him and isn't ever going to settle down.

Luke: your dad settled down though didn't he?

Calum: knocked my mum up and his dad threatened him so he had to marry her. They love each other now though.

Luke: wow, wouldn't he understand that you aren't like him?

Calum: he's just a little...idk, he's a lot like all the jocks. Kind of a shitty person who everyone has to love and a huge homophobe.

Calum: I couldn't imagine myself telling him I've never slept with anyone, never mind wanting to sleep with a boy.

Luke: that really sucks Cal, I'm sorry ):

Calum: are you out to your parents?

Luke: well it was something they assumed when I started asking them to buy me dresses for my birthday

Luke: my dad never knew though. I only really started accepting myself when I was 14

Calum: and how old are you now?

Luke: 18, you?

Calum: ditto, babe.

Calum: so what's your worst lie?

Luke: I don't think I have a worst one. I just kind of hide from everyone, so I guess my entire life? because nobody really knows much about me so I can't lie about it.

Calum: deep.

Luke: you know just how to ruin a moment -.-

Calum: you love my moment ruining. I always lighten up the mood.