Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Stalker Calum: so have you saved my number yet or do I still have to beg you?

Luke: it's saved

Stalker Calum: what's it saved as?

Luke: what's mine saved as in your phone?

Stalker Calum: 'Definitely Not Ashton Irwin'

Luke: wow, I'm privileged, really

Luke: yours is 'Stalker Calum'

Stalker Calum: what? Why? Change it!

Luke: I like it

Stalker Calum: change it to like, Sexy Calum, or Abs Calum ;)

Luke: again with the winky face?

Luke: but ok, I'll change it

Creepy Calum: thanks stranger (:

Luke: honestly it's alright, don't mention it

Creepy Calum: so other than 1D and cats, what do you like?

Luke: hailing satan, the dark, blood of my enemies and fluffy socks.

Creepy Calum: I'm loving how wide the range is

Creepy Calum: I like football, hanging out with my friends and going to parties

Luke: ew

Luke: so you're a typical jock

Creepy Calum: not really. If it helps I only go to the parties to watch people make fools out of themselves.

Creepy Calum: I've actually never touched a drop of alcohol in my life

Luke: well I'm glad, you're really stepping out of the zone there Calum.

Creepy Calum: it's not fair that you know my name but I don't know yours.

Luke: I didn't ask for your name.

Creepy Calum: can I at least ask you one personal question then?

Luke: you can but I'm not promising to answer it.

Creepy Calum: if you're genderfluid, which anatomy were you born with?

Creepy Calum: you don't have to tell me of course

Luke: I have a dick.

Creepy Calum: wow blunt. I love it.

Luke: me being blunt or my dick? (R)