Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Fuckboy Calum: fuck

Fuckboy Calum: I am so so sorry

Fuckboy Calum: and I'm so fucking embarrassed right now so please reply

Luke: what do you want me to do, compliment your dick?

Fuckboy Calum: I swear I don't normally do things like that

Luke: of course you don't.

Fuckboy Calum: please, I swear, I was drunk and I remember telling my friend about wanting to meet you and then I came home from the party and you were still in my head

Luke: you asked me for nudes Calum.

Fuckboy Calum: and as pretty as you probably are, I'm very glad you didn't send them.

Luke: and have you listened to the audio clip you sent me?

Fuckboy Calum: what audio clip?!

Luke: a solid 30 seconds of you moaning and jacking off and whispering 'baby' into the speaker

Fuckboy Calum: oh my god

Fuckboy Calum: please don't save any of those can we pretend they never existed omg

Luke: is this some sort of act you play to get laid?

Fuckboy Calum: what? No! I've never sent anything like that, fuck the only numbers I have in my phone are you, the team and family

Fuckboy Calum: I've never even dated anyone never mind sexted someone

Luke: promise?

Fuckboy Calum: I promise.

Luke: what happened to 'never touched a drop of alcohol in my life'

Fuckboy Calum: I was feeling down, I decided to try it. Never again. My head really fucking hurts

Luke: Right. You seemed awfully good at...that last night

Fuckboy Calum: really?

Fuckboy Calum: did it turn you on?

Luke: I swear to god if you're fucking with me Cal

Fuckboy Calum: no I'm actually curious because I'm now wondering if it was any good for you

Luke: of course it turned me on. You sent me a pic of your dick and then moaned out the name you were calling me.

Fuckboy Calum: well fuck

Fuckboy Calum: now I'm not even sorry

Luke: can you stop being sexual for like 5 minutes

Fuckboy Calum: can I still call you baby?

Luke: ...sure.

Fuckboy Calum: then yes. So what are your plans for today?

Luke: well it's Liam's birthday so I bought him a special dinner and a new toy.

Fuckboy Calum: your cat Liam?

Luke: yeah, I bought him a little birthday hat too. Wait let me take a pic to show you.

Luke: *image attatched*

Luke: isn't he the cutest in his little hat?

Fuckboy Calum: are those your feet in the mirror?

Luke: ...yes

Fuckboy Calum: correct me if I'm wrong but do those socks have bunnies all over them?

Luke: that may be the case. You weren't supposed to see those. You're supposed to be agreeing with me on how cute Liam looks.

Fuckboy Calum: he looks lovely babe but about those socks

Luke: -.-