Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Calum: *image attached*

Calum: oh no

Calum: my hand slipped and sent this embarrassing photo of my shirtless body

Calum: I'm so embarrassed. How ever will I cope

Luke: you are so dumb do you know that?

Calum: not exactly the reaction I was expecting

Luke: oh Calum what beautiful abs and pecs you have damn I would lick them till my mouth was dry -.-

Calum: I know you were being sarcastic but that actually kinda turned me on

Luke: you are such a teenage boy

Calum: and you aren't?

Luke: not today.

Calum: oh fuck I'm sorry baby.

Luke: it's fine, I don't find it insulting unless you do it on purpose.

Luke: now don't take this the wrong way, not that I'm looking or anything, but if you could flex your arm and retake the image bc that one is blurry.

Calum: you little

Calum: I don't even know what to say you were the innocent one this has ruined me

Calum: I can't retake it now I'm turned on and taking a picture of that is a little far.

Luke: ...is it though

Luke: I mean it's nothing I haven't seen before

Calum: I am drooling

Calum: what has gotten into you today holy fuck

Calum: do you actually want me to send this image I want actual consent here

Luke: yes, and ffs Calum flex your arms ok

Calum: *image attached*

Luke: would it help if I told you that I'm wearing a short skirt right now.

Calum: is this actually you I'm starting to doubt myself here

Luke: your name is Calum Hood and you have a dog named Marbles and I am still wearing a short skirt

Calum: holy fuck okay so this is happening

Calum: I'm hyperventilating

Luke: Calum I'm trying to be sexy for you here you're not helping ):

Calum: you don't have to be sexy for me though you know this right?

Calum: like you don't need to have this conversation with me to make me happy because I have two hands I'm happy enough yknow

Luke: you started it.

Calum: I expected the usual reaction

Luke: *image attached*

Luke: oh no I sent this picture of my lower half in a skirt what should I do now

Calum: are you wearing knee high socks?

Calum: I am choking

Calum: no seriously call someone I think I'm dying why do you talk to me omg your legs are longer than my future

Luke: now what do we do?

Calum: I don't know actually

Calum: I've never done this before.

Calum: seriously though I am dying here you are so fucking beautiful and it's just your legs omg

Calum: they're so pretty

Luke: if you continue I'm going to cry and that isn't going to help either of us

Calum: wait let me google it

Luke: what? "How To Sext 101"

Calum: they suggest some awkward things I do not think even I would be comfortable typing.

Luke: well I guess it was worth a try.

Calum: *image attached*

Luke: asdfghjkl

Luke: fuck Cal omg I was not prepared warn me next time

Calum: warning I'm sending you pictures of my dick because if I try to sext I will die so this is a lot easier

Luke: and this stays between us right because like...

Calum: baby I have nobody I'd share it with.

Luke: *image attached*