Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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{ n i n e }

Creepy Calum: Saturdaaayyyyy

Creepy Calum: Celebrateeee

Luke: it's too early to celebrate. Go back to sleep

Creepy Calum: but

Creepy Calum: but

Creepy Calum: duddeeeee

Luke: don't call me dude

Luke: at least not today

Creepy Calum: girllllll

Creepy Calum: can we talk all day today because we should be friends and friends do that, right?

Luke: fine

Luke: just let me take a shower and then I'll text you when I get out

Creepy Calum: naked?

Luke: are you being serious or is that a real question?

Luke: yes, I shower naked, like the rest of the earth.

Creepy Calum: no but like, is it weird to feel like a girl and then look down and woop there's a dick on my body

Luke: I can't tell if you're serious or not

Creepy Calum: I am. I'm curious.

Luke: it was a little weird at first because I didn't really know how to feel about anything but I've accepted my body and now it's just normal.

Creepy Calum: I'll accept your body too ;))

Luke: do you flirt with everyone you don't know or is it just me?

Luke: ignore that. I'm going to shower and I'll text you when I'm out.

Creepy Calum: just you, don't you feel special? A guy with great abs and fabulous arm muscles sending you winky faces

Creepy Calum: I'd be jealous if I were you.

Creepy Calum: sometimes I look in the mirror and I'm like 'damn Calum, I'd date you'

Creepy Calum: how long does it take to shower fgs stranger

Creepy Calum: i don't like calling you stranger, and you won't tell me your name so this means I'll need to think of a nickname for you.

Luke: pls no

Creepy Calum: you're back yay!

Creepy Calum: and it's either your name or a nickname so you choose

Luke: ugh

Creepy Calum: it should be gender-neutral

Creepy Calum: I'm eating a biscuit rn

Creepy Calum: so how bout I call you biscuit, or munchkin. Or jellybean...

Luke: you are bad at nicknames.

Creepy Calum: shut it Jellybean, you're just cranky because I woke you up before noon.

Luke: -.-

Creepy Calum: so what are you doing right now?

Luke: ...painting my nails

Creepy Calum: really? What colour?

Luke: it's a peachy pink colour so it's not really noticeable

Creepy Calum: sounds nice (:

Creepy Calum: send a pic of them when you're done?

Luke: *image attatched*

Luke: pretty in pink

Creepy Calum: Aw they look so great(: I painted my nails black for a dare once and it didn't come off for two weeks -.-

Luke: I'm sure it can't have been that bad.

Creepy Calum: I'm the captain of an all male football team and even though it was in the holidays we still had practice everyday.

Luke: oh

Creepy Calum: I managed to get through though so enough on that topic (:

Luke: how?

Creepy Calum: how what?

Luke: did you get through it?

Creepy Calum: I spray painted all of their clothes black one day in the locker rooms and then beat up a guy who tried to call me out on it.

Luke: you shouldn't beat people up

Luke: but the spray paint thing was pretty good :")

Creepy Calum: well then Jellybean, how do you like to start off your wonderful Saturday mornings? Tell me everything.

Luke: random subject change. Can I ask why?

Creepy Calum: it's saturday, we're going to talk all day and I want to know as much about you as I can. Go.