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Luke: One Direction have a new album out today. Harry, Niall, Louis, Liam and I are all listening to it in my room.

Fuckboy Calum: I like it when you text me first

Fuckboy Calum: but are you serious? You're listening to 1D with your cats who are named after 1D?

Luke: the album is called Made In The A.M and I love it.

Luke: but I think Larry is over

Fuckboy Calum: what's Larry?

Luke: you really need to get educated and I will help you, only because you are an embarrassment to the 1D fam.

Fuckboy Calum: but I don't like 1D?

Luke: minor details

Luke: anyway, Larry is the ship name between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

Fuckboy Calum: so why do you think it's over?

Luke: because I looked who wrote each song on the new album and Harry and Louis have practically only written songs about saying goodbye and breaking up.

Fuckboy Calum: aw baby

Luke: I know

Luke: it makes me very sad

Luke: they were my OTP :(

Fuckboy Calum: what's that?

Luke: "One True Pairing"

Luke: wait

Luke: did you call me BABY?

Fuckboy Calum: what? No

Luke: you called me baby

Fuckboy Calum: ...minor details?

Luke: you really are a fuckboy.

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