Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Stalker Calum: I'm sorry if I offended you and your four cats yesterday

Luke: they're very forgiving it's fine

Stalker Calum: so One Direction huh?

Luke: before you say how gay they are I already know and I ship it so I'm already not offended

Stalker Calum: you ship it?

Stalker Calum: what does that mean?

Luke: what? Are you serious?

Luke: ship; thinking two or more people are made for each other and may/should be in a relationship

Stalker Calum: now I feel educated.

Stalker Calum: so can I know your name now we're friends?

Luke: we've had 4 conversations. I don't tell strangers my name.

Stalker Calum: but you tell them about your four cats?

Luke: shut up

Stalker Calum: if I can't know your name can I at least know your gender?

Stalker Calum: please?

Stalker Calum: I'll just spam you until you tell me then.

Stalker Calum: strangerrrr

Luke: I'm genderfluid.

Luke: feel free to delete my number now. (R)

Luke: it was nice talking to you Calum.