Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Fuckboy Calum: hello

Fuckboy Calum: hello baby you called I can't hear a thing

Luke: is that Lady Gaga because she is queen

Fuckboy Calum: yes omg someone who agrees

Luke: and in the new American horror story she's so great

Fuckboy Calum: I know ugh

Luke: I knew you were a fangirl at heart Cal

Fuckboy Calum: I think that's you. I didn't name my dog lady Gaga

Luke: you called it Marbles for some reason unknown

Fuckboy Calum: because his nose reminds me of a marble.

Fuckboy Calum: *image attatched*

Fuckboy Calum: he's so cute

Luke: okay, okay, so I'm not a dog person but he is cute I'll admit that

Fuckboy Calum: your cats are cute too

Fuckboy Calum: but not as cute as you ;)

Luke: ...thank you??

Fuckboy Calum: you're welcome (:

Fuckboy Calum: could we like, talk on the phone one day? You can say no it's just an idea.

Luke: maybe one day

Fuckboy Calum: I just ripped my favourite jeans. Why do these bad things happen to me

Luke: pants are stupid anyway

Fuckboy Calum: are you suggesting I wear my boxers to a party?

Luke: take it however you want too I was just stating my opinion

Fuckboy Calum: *image attatched*

Fuckboy Calum: I found these black jeans but they're tight asf

Luke: leGS

Fuckboy Calum: what?? Do the jeans look nice?

Luke: yeS, you have such nice legs.

Fuckboy Calum: *image attatched*

Fuckboy Calum: what about from this angle?

Luke: !!!

Luke: forgive me father for I have sinned

Luke: help me state bible verses

Fuckboy Calum: I don't know any bible verses?

Luke: neither do I but I need to look them up as I bathe myself in holy water

Fuckboy Calum: ??

Luke: have fun at your party, Cal x