Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Luke: is this the cliche moment where you break up with me because its not worth the risk?

Luke: don't worry you can I'm just trying to make myself feel better

Daddy: fuck no Luke

Daddy: why the fuck would you think that?

Luke: its 8pm and I've not seen or heard from you since school

Luke: and even in school we didn't talk so I just assumed

Daddy: I was just being cautious baby, it wouldn't have been the first time my dad has gone through my phone without my permission x

Luke: I'd say I hate him but I'm still deathly afraid of him so yeah

Daddy: of course you're worth the risk, Luke, if you weren't we wouldn't be dating all together. 

Daddy: it's just that now it's an even bigger risk because people are v suspicious 

Daddy: I knew we made it obvious with all of our hallway fondness. 

Luke: I will miss your fond staring. Sigh. 

Daddy: I'm going to a party tonight to get some of the boys off my back, is that okay?

Luke: yeah

Luke: I think

Luke: please don't make out with girls to get the boys off your back

Daddy: I'm sorry baby, i'll try my best x

Luke: who's party is it?

Daddy: ?? 

Daddy: Alex's. Why?

Luke: For every person you cheat on me with, using that term fucking heavily, I'll make out with Michael in front of you. That's not a joke either. 

Luke: that's so insulting. "I'll try my best not to cheat on you, baby. Don't fucking worry." 

Luke: fuck you

Luke: if its so worth the risk then why are you fucking

Luke: you know what Calum, have fun at your party. 

Daddy: I didn't mean it like that, Luke. People are easy to resist because I know I have you. You think I want it to be like this? Us arguing because I have to stay hidden? I'm not going to make out with anyone, Luke. You were the first person I kissed, remember? I don't kiss people at parties. Just. 

Daddy: In the lease conceited way possible, girls like me, the cheerleaders flirt with me and before I had you I flirted back bc it was easier, and before I fell in love with you I went to parties and let girls sit on my lap and flirted and made them drinks and danced and I don't want to lose you, Luke, I really don't, but after those rumors today if I go and I stay away from the girls completely it's going to look a bit suspicious 

Daddy: I love you. I'm sorry it has to be like this xx

Luke: Hope you have fun tonight. 

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Daddy: I'm home now xx

Luke: it's 3am. 

Daddy: why are you awake then? School tomorrow. 

Luke: did you have fun?

Daddy: Luke. Don't do this. 

Luke: Night, Cal. 

Daddy: Luke, come on seriously? 

Daddy: I didn't have sex with anyone or anything like that, my mouth didn't even go remotely near anyone else's. I'd never cheat on you. 

Luke: What exactly do you want me to say? I'm impressed? Proud of you? So, so happy we're together and that sometimes I don't want to tear my hair out because of how difficult this all is? 

Luke: tell me Cal, if you didn't kiss anyone else, didn't have sex, what did happen? 

Daddy: Luke

Luke: no I seriously want to know, walk me through your night. 

Daddy: fine. I went to Alex's around 10, party was in full swing, got handed a beer as soon as I walked through the door by a teammate, poured it on a plant and got water. I socialized with a few mates, glared at Ashton when I saw him and then I was pulled into a game of beer pong. People know I don't drink so I had orange juice, played with a girl called Ella with my arm round her shoulder. Alex told me she had a crush on me, she stayed all over me all night, we got dared to kiss, I said I don't kiss drunk girls and a few hours of dancing and talking later, I came home alone, to my own bed and texted you. (R)

Daddy: I knew you wouldn't reply. 

Daddy: I'm sorry. See you tomorrow xx