Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Luke: I'm sorry I ignored you yesterday.

Creepy Calum: fucking finally!

Creepy Calum: I've been waiting for you to text me all day

Creepy Calum: I was worried that I upset you and I didn't know what to do

Luke: I was just...Confused? Idk why my number would be there and it kind of scares me that it is

Creepy Calum: was*

Luke: what?

Creepy Calum: I took a sharpie to school and scribbled over it today

Creepy Calum: I also wrote Ashton's real number there but that's not important

Luke: you could've just scribbled mine out -.-

Luke: but thank you Cal x

Creepy Calum: ooh, an x. I feel like we're on a whole new level now.

Luke: shut up

Luke: you sent one yesterday

Creepy Calum: I was just teasing.

Creepy Calum: does this mean I get to know your name because we actually kind of know each other now?

Luke: no

Creepy Calum: I'll show you my face if you tell me your name (it's a pretty great face ngl)

Luke: um, I actually kind of prefer you not knowing my name

Creepy Calum: why?

Luke: because I don't talk to people and I feel good that I can talk to you without you knowing who I am

Luke: like, I can tell you things and you can't judge me because you don't know me

Creepy Calum: I guess that sort of makes sense.

Creepy Calum: honestly though you're missing out on this beautiful face

Luke: I really don't think I am

Creepy Calum: oh really?

Creepy Calum: I'm not falling for that jellybean. You'll just have to trust me until I know that beautiful name of yours.

Creepy Calum: but if you want I'll happily send you a picture of my abs.

Luke: are you the type of person who sends nudes?

Creepy Calum: no! Why? Did you want some?!

Luke: no I'm just asking because if you are then you're speaking to the wrong person

Creepy Calum: I was just trying to be nice and share my abs with you ):

Creepy Calum: I worked hard for these and I'm very proud.

Luke: I'm not sending you anything back.

Creepy Calum: but you aren't telling me not to send it.

Luke: cal no

Creepy Calum: *image attached*

Luke: CALUM!

Luke: I'm changing your contact name to Fuckboy.

Fuckboy Calum: at least compliment them god

Luke: I don't want to inflate your ego even more.

Fuckboy Calum: I'm assuming that means you only have good things to say

Fuckboy Calum: so my ego is up there

Fuckboy Calum: I knew I was hot