Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Stalker Calum: I looked up genderfluid today.

Stalker Calum: I'm sorry for ignoring you I just didn't want to seem stupid by asking you what it was

Stalker Calum: but that's cool, I don't mind that you're genderfluid.

Luke: that's great.

Stalker Calum: so like, are you an actual boy or an actual girl?

Luke: I'm really not in the mood for this today. I'm genderfluid, that is my gender, okay. Leave it.

Stalker Calum: oh. Sorry. Are you okay?

Luke: I'm just in a bad mood, I guess.

Stalker Calum: wanna talk about it?

Luke: to a stranger? No thank you.

Stalker Calum: I guess I'll just have to cheer you up instead then.

Stalker Calum: are you from Tennessee?

Luke: oh no

Stalker Calum: because you're the only Ten-I-See ;))

Luke: that was so cliché. Overused.

Stalker Calum: are you from Japan?

Luke: please don't

Stalker Calum: because I want to get in japanties :")

Luke: ...

Stalker Calum: are you from China?

Stalker Calum: because I'm china get your number.

Luke: you have my number?

Stalker Calum: ok ok ready for this next one...

Stalker Calum: are you from Ireland?

Stalker Calum: because my penis is Dublin for you ;)

Luke: ...

Luke: okay that one was good.

Stalker Calum: did I cheer you up?

Luke: yeah, yeah you did. A little bit.