Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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{ t h i r t y e i g h t }

Luke: I miss you

Luke: come back

Calum<3: I literally haven't even left your house yet. Your stepdad is talking to me about football, I think?

Calum<3: why does he keep calling me Alan, and then Calvin and literally anything but my actual name??

Luke: my mom and stepdad are both really, really bad at remembering names. I think that's how they met tbh, a soulmate type thing because they're both as bad as each other.

Calum<3: okay, this is the worst one yet. He just called me Steven.

Luke: but isn't that your actual name?

Luke: Steven are you there?

Luke: yo, Stevey boy!

Calum<3: okay I just left and please stop. I think I prefer Alan. Steven sounds so 40 year old dad yknow?

Luke: and Alan doesn't?

Calum<3: Alan could be cool you don't know his life.

Luke: -.- don't text me back while you're driving. Be safe xx

Calum<3: I just got back home. Go to sleep babe, I'll text you in the morning before school xx

Luke: Phone me while we fall asleep again? No talking.

Calum<3: phoning in 2 minutes x

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Calum<3: we're officially half way through the week yay.

Luke: it's Wednesday morning??

Luke: we're barely 3 days in?

Calum<3: the school week you loser. Who counts the weekend?

Luke: everyone. Because it's a part of the week. It's the end of the week, hense weekend.

Calum<3: what're you wearing today?

Luke: subtle subject change there.

Luke: *image attached*

Calum<3: you look beautiful babe. Although I swear your hair is just half of your height on it's own.

Luke: we'd probably be the same height if I cut it off

Calum<3: then please do

Calum<3: not. Abort mission I've changed my mind.

Luke: oh thank god I was this close with the scissors -.-

Calum<3: aw baby. Where are you anyway? Get to school!

Luke: I'm in the car and my stepdad just called you Henry omg :") 

Calum<3: seriously?

Luke: I'm laughing and he's wondering why xD

Calum<3: wait what's he saying about me? Is it about my charming personality or my rugged handsome features?

Luke: I aM CRYING OMG

Luke: he said you have a feminine aSs. Fuck my sides hurt because I'm laughing so hard

Calum<3: wow ok so he totally checked me out

Luke: send help I'm actually hurting because laughter

Luke: why have I not looked at your ass yet I really need too because I feel like I'm missing out 

Luke: okay I need to calm down now I'm in school

Luke: cal? I'm sorry. I'm sure your ass is lovely x

Calum<3: I see you.

Luke: did you just wink at me?

Calum<3: ...no

Luke: stop winking at me you'll make it obvious!

Luke: unrelated could you turn around for a second I think you have something on the back of your jeans

Luke: omg you actually did

Luke: Calum

Luke: fuck I'm

Luke: where is the closest bathroom could you meet me there urgently for personal urgent matters we need to discuss personal urgent matters right this instant urgently

Calum<3: walk in the opposite direction of me and I'll follow you there. Is this about my ass?

Luke: of course not why in the world would you think that? Now hurry up that ass isn't going to touch itself

Luke: I mean

Luke: personal urgent matters urgent indeed walk faster