Something I Can't Have (Seme Male Reader x Kakashi) {Naruto Shippuden}

chapter 2

the next day...

reader pov

my phone rang, waking me up. i sat up in my bed. i looked at it. shit. hidan was calling me in the morning. i dont know why he keep trying to call me. fuck it. i answered the phone.

***rrrriiiinnnngggg***

(sleepy voice).....what

there it is. that sexy ass voice i been wanting to hear since last night

im hanging up-

NO!! just...i want you to keep talking. tell me what you wearing

clothes

aw! no fun. wanna know what im wearing?

no

yeah, naked. i dont like clothes

that's nice. i just realized i dont like talking on the phone so-

ok! ok. i wont be a complete pervert. i just want to chat. whatcha doin today?

tsk...talking to you. whats it to ya?

i was just wonderin if maybe you wanted to hang out. catch a movie

catch a movie at 8 am? get to the point. not gonna fuck so you can forget it

*sighs* you really need to stop tellin me no. i dont like it when you tell me no

i wish you would understand it. im not just lookin for some ass. i want more than that

why cant you just get to know me AFTER you fuck me? you will be so tired afterwards we can chat till we fall asleep

i dont even know why im considering this. im hanging up n-

you really pissing me off with this good guy routine. just admit it. you want me just as much as i want you. lets stop beating around the bush and get to fucking

excuse the hell outta me for wanting to treat you like a human being and not a slut or whore. i guess i really am wrong about you. im movin on. you are a sexy guy, you really are, but this obsession you are doing is turning me off

OK! if you wanna be difficult about it and keep playing these games then fine. im down but you better be worth it

no more pestering me about sex?

(grumbles).....fine

good. i was getting tired of that slut routine. when was the last time you had a good man?

never. all they wanted was sex. all i wanted was sex. we did it till i was ready to move on

see! that's your problem right there. all you want is sex. that's why you will never find more. you will be cursed to die alone

no i wont. ill die from drowning in cum

its sad. you are sad. i bet you will fall in love with the first person who could satisfy you

tsk....you probably right. not that any man could handle this on a daily basis and still keep his sanity. if by some VERY SMALL chance a guy could keep me happy on a daily basis then id fall for him right then

*chuckles* bet you would turn to a stalker. always wanting to touch him and feel him and get soooooo lonely when he isn't there. like a sick abandoned puppy