"Wait a minute!" Ariana leaned forward in the backseat of her SUV laughing at how goofy and crazy you can be after a drink or two. You were talking about the guys you dated for the past 2 months, randomly Ari brought up their dick size and you told her the truth.
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That's right you broke it off with Harry Styles that was the actual hardest decision you'd ever made because you love him. But what's love without Trust?
"I'm serious. I didn't feel anything with him. It was like I took a pinky and did the dirty with myself." You held your pinky up before dipping it down between your clothes legs scrunching up your face in a slow pose.
"She never talk about stuff like this." Ariana announces smiling calming down from her laugh.
"I don't at all that's the thing. But seriously I faked an orgasm with his ass. He only pumped a few times and that was it."
"What else you suppose to do though?" Ariana implied covering her mouth to giggle.
"Push his ass. And say this wack as fuck." You snorted shaking your head ever so kindly.
The PopStar clapped her hands leaning back in her seat doubling over angelic laugh. Her Brother was in the seat next to her shaking his head smiling at your awful Sex experience.
"EXACTLY."
Frank dropped his phone to laugh with his Sister.
"He pumped?" You nodded completely bored of this topic because that Man wasn't worth it at all.
"Yep!" You popped the 'P' evidently.
"That ain't it." Ariana waved her hands against that hot face she was sure there was more to this interesting story.
"What do you mean that ain't it?"
"Oh goodness."
"My Brain is banged." Frankie pointed both fingers at his Hollywood quiff.
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