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Madara (Quirky oneshot)- Coffee and brick walls

For JamesZoo

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You yawned, hand coming up to cover your mouth as the breath escaped you, silently cursing the world around you. You really needed coffee and to kill whoever decided that working this early in the day should be a thing. Seriously, was the person who came up with it drunk? Or did they have a death wish?

Pace leisurely as you walked, you really couldn't be bothered to deal with anyones crap and were already close to killing someone for irritating you. Or castrate. You didn't care as long as they paid dearly for your frustrations and anger combined with exhaustion.

So when you walked smack dab into the wall of iron that was someones unmoving chest, stumbling backwards whilst clutching your nose and glaring up into the narrowed black eyes of a man, you were obviously not amused. That feeling intensified when the man (who was, on a completely unrelated notion, hot as hell) gripped your arm as you went to walk away, voice a monotone threat that really just made you want to rip his face off:

"Apologise."

You turned, eyebrows raised as you stared at him, replying:

"Why should I?"

You may or may not have drawn amusement from the way his eyes narrowed, irritation displayed clearly as he stated:

"You bumped in to me. That requires an apology."

Simply wrenching your arm from his grip as yourarms crossed over your chest, looked at him with an expression of exagerrated confusion that you were loving because it was so succesful in aggravating the jerk:

"Really? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a brick wall."

His eyebrow began to twitch, earning an amused look from you as you slipped away, waving mockingly over your shoulder as you stated:

"You know, if you don't want people walking into you then perhaps you shouldn't stop in the middle of the pavement."

The sound of your laughter was audible as you continued on your way, spirits lifted slightly by that stress relief, before you scowled again, grumbling under your breath:

"Damn, I need some coffee."