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Sasori x Fem Reader- The impatient child

Sasori x Fem Reader! AU!

Requested by Tigzy435!

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Wonderful.

Just wonderful. You're pregnant. Isn't that just wonderful? You have a freaking child inside of you. And not just any child.

No, it is the child of your impatient, puppet boyfriend who viewed love as irrelevant. Who held little care for humanity and had no fondness for children.

And is also adept at using poison.

Just. Wonderful. Fan-freaking-tastic.

You really didn't want to die this young.  So, new mission- survive telling Sasori that you are pregnant. Great. Good luck with that. I'll be on standby with a coffin for you when you're done. Try to stay in one piece.

Fuck. Life.

You padded silently across the floor boards, fear practically rolling off of you in waves. But that is natural of course. You're going to tell Sasori- Mr. Emotions-are-irrelevant-and-love-is-a-weakness himself who is unpredictable enough already, that you are pregnant with his child. It's like being told to difuse a bomb that could explode any moment whilst wearing a blindfold.

You'd take the bomb, anyday.

He may be angry and poison you, he could just stab you, perhaps he will try to turn you into a puppet. You shuddered at the thought. You liked his art, but you had no interest in being turned into a puppet. Just.... no. Not happening.

Either way, you held little hope for survival. Perhaps, just perhaps, he would be happy about the fact that you were having a child.

Possibly.

Hopefully.

...Somehow.

.........at least let him forget about the poison... The poison is a pain in the ass, in more ways than one... You really, really hate the poison. He may be named after a scorpion, but that doesn't mean he has to act as similar to one as he can.

Anyway, back on topic. You knocked on his door, attempting to control your heartbeat as you waited for the affirmative that you could enter. You were not about to irritate him when you were already going to inform him that he was going to be a father of a child- one of the creatures he has clearly stated to despise. You entered, swallowing nervously as you shut the door behind you, a little uncomfortable about cutting of your only way of escape, essentially trapping you in with him. Perhaps you could break through the wall, if necessary. He looked up to stare at you over his puppet building, his brown eyes calculating and wise as he observed your body language and facial expression for telltale signs as to what you wanted to say, causing you shuffle slightly under his scrutiny.

Now, how to tell him in a way that won't result in him freaking out? You can't be subtle, for he is hardly a patient person. He would probably poison you before you finally managed to tell him. Um, perhaps you could throw the pregnancy test at hm and run like hell? Possibly, but he would likely poison you out of reflex, for he thought it was an attack. Um, see how he thinks about children, then say? Nope, impatient. Remember. As your inner debate went on, Sasori slowly grew irrate, his thin patience being sorely tested as you stood there unmoving, before he nearly growled:

"[Name]. Do not test my patience."

Oh, crap. He's already mad. What to do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Right, screw it all. Just say it direct. You'll probably die anyway.

"I'm pregnant."

Hands paused in his work, his eyes widening so they were fully open, giving him a slightly shocked look in comparison to his usually half closed, calm demeanour. His mouth opened slightly agape and one of his fingers spasmed slightly. All this happened for around a second, before he had recovered and you were pinned against the wall, the tip of his scorpion tail poised against your neck before, his eyes narrowed as they stared into yours, his voice hard as he spoke:

"Is this a joke? For you know I have no patience for such things."

You swallowed, a traitorous bead of sweat dripping down your face as you felt your body tremble at what this may insinuate. You opened your mouth, your voice coming out as strong as you could manage whilst trying to figure out what the hell Sasori was thinking:

"No. I am pregnant with our child."

His eyes studied you, searching for any hint of deceit or lies you might betray, only to find none. Several painfully long moments dragged by before the tail was removed from your neck, allowing you to let out a breath you didn't realise you had been holding. So he wasn't going to kill you. That was a relief. But he didn't move away, instead he moved closer until his lips were against yours in a feirce kiss with unhidden passion and love (though he will never admit it to anyone other than you), his tongue entering your mouth and began to map it out, to which you complied with out resistance, merely thankful that he wasn't angry about the whole ordeal. Evetually he pulled away, a smirk present on his face as you panted slightly, flushing slightly, his voice thoughtful as he spoke:

"Do not let the brat near it. No child of mine will be brainwashed into believing that art is fleeting."

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Your breath came sparingly as you attempted to regain your bearings, the after effects of the pain still ringing throughout your body as you became vaguely aware of a childs crying, blinking away the tears that clung to your eyes. The child was handed to you gently, careful not to wake them. You smiled as it shifted in its sleep, snuggling closer to you as you cradled them lovingly. Sasori moved closer to the two of you, a faint smile on his face as he moved a few stray, sweat soaked strands of hair from your face whilst he watched the sleeping child in your arms, his eyes softening marginally as he spoke, his words eliciting a slight laugh from you:

"You kept me waiting for too long. We shall have to rectify that in the future."

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There you go. Yeesh, it was reaaalllly hard to write Sasori as a fatherly love without him being painfully OOC. I think it is safe, probably. I didn't make it depressing (even though I was sorely tempted to), so be proud.

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