I'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
It was a harsh time to have a battle in stormy weather!
(Y/N): They just don't want us dead! THEY WANT OUR HEADS ON A SILVER PLATTER!
Both the Underworld Army and the Forces of Nature want you guys dead!
Pit: I don't think they listened to Arlon.
Palutena: It's even worse now. Viridi has called on her other commanding officer, Phosphora.
(Y/N): Phosphora?!
A lightning sped figure appears!
???: You called?
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Phosphora (Commanding Officer of the Forces of Nature! She's a dumb blonde sassy woman with the power of lightning!)
Pit: So you're commanding the Forces of-
???: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE! Can this wait?!
Thanatos speeds by as a glow worm.
Pit: Was that Thanatos?
(Y/N): Yep, the weirdo is back.
Palutena: Hmm, it makes sense Hades revived a bunch of his allies in the old days.
(Y/N): That would make this Thanatos' third time!
Hades: Thanatos is a bit of a special case. He is the God of Death after all!
Pit: You're telling me.
Hades: With his resurrection, he gets health insurance, and a free soda.
(Y/N): Man! That's some health insurance!
The battle rages on, and Thanatos is having trouble!
Hades: Thanypoo are you okay?
Thanatos: OH YES! I'M JUST PEACHY!!
Pit: Not so peachy to me.
(Y/N): I got to hand it to Phosphora, she's good! Like Palutena.
Palutena: You know I can still hear you. Though I love your compliments!
And then Phosphora finishes Thanatos!
Phosphora: Got you!
Thanatos: NOOOO! FAREWELL CRY!!!
(Y/N): Now let's go after her!
You guys follow Phosphora to...
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Thundercloud Temple
(Y/N): Yikes!
Palutena: She must still be recharging.
Phosphora: Not here.
Pit: We heard that!
Phosphora: Whatever. I mean this isn't my place anyway.
(Y/N): What?!
Viridi: Phosphora is like a hobo, she just comes and goes.
(Y/N): Oh hey Cutie Viridi!
Viridi: What?! HEY!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!
Palutena: You're totally blushing right now. You can't hide that.
Viridi: STOP TESTING MY PATIENCE!!!
Phosphora: No wonder why Mistress Viridi finds you cute, (Y/N).
(Y/N): WHAT?!
Phosphora: Aww that makes you cuter!
Palutena: Just don't mind him.
Phosphora: Whatever, Ma'am.
Pit: Uh oh.
Palutena: Hey are you trying to start something?
Phosphora: You're right. You're a lot younger than that. What's your age?
Palutena: I will tell you mine if you tell me yours.
Pit: Uh, I don't mind being called Sir.
(Y/N): Let's just go.
You drag Pit by the ear, into the Thundercloud Temple.
Soon...
You both find Phosphora.
Phosphora: Hello there.
Pit: Alright pet of Viridi, time to sharpen your claws! I am Pi-
She then tries to zap him and he hops around to avoid all of the shocks.
Phosphora: Enough blabbity blab. Now for the main event!
She begins moving quickly around the room, and you see a chance to-
(Y/N): WATER STYLE: SHARK BOMB JUTSU!
You splash her over and over again, while instructing Pit to keep his distance back.
Pit: How much more?!
(Y/N): Just a bit!
And then you both eventually take her down!
(Y/N): Ha!
Pit: You just witnessed real thunder!
Phosphora: Ugh! You can't even see thunder you dweeb!
Viridi: This can't be happening!
(Y/N): I hope you really learn to stop this nonsense!
Viridi: What do you mean?!
Pit: You're making everything worse!!
Viridi: HOW DARE YOU!! I-
Palutena: Wait Viridi. Think about it. All of this is happening for one reason. The Underworld army threatens souls, the Forces of Nature trying to eliminate the humans. The humans getting dragged into conflict over greed and selfish desires, and us Gods.
(Y/N): There's one man who started all of this and is profiting from it!
Viridi: HADES!!! Fine! I'll hold my tongue! We work together to take down Hades! But I'm not making any promises on killing the humans!
