Let's Kill Titans!

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The entire class has now arrived at the Headquarters of the Titan Slayers.

(Y/N): Everyone's here! And- 

You notice that Levi is not here. 

(Y/N): Let's start cleaning before Levi comes in! 

Eren: RIGHT!! 

You both start mopping the floors. 

Armin: Well that was fast! 

Mikasa then joined in. 

Armin: MIKASA, WHAT ARE YOU- 

Mikasa: I'm helping. 

(Y/N): Just make sure that Sasha doesn't start eating and leaving crumbs anywhere. 

Speaking of Sasha, she was shoving rice crackers down her mouth. 

Sasha: YUMMY!!! 

Jean: Hey Potato girl! Can you not keep eating all the time? 

Sasha: I can't help it! I love food!!! 

Jean: Well you chew like a- 

(Y/N): JEAN!!! Seriously, you're as aggravating as Reiner! 

Reiner: I can hear you! 

Bertholdt: I don't think he was- 

Reiner looks at Bertholdt with a, "don't say it!" 

Bertholdt: Whatever. 

Sasha continues eating over and over and over, which leads to Annie having to hold her down. 

Annie: What should I do? 

(Y/N): Just tape her mouth for now. 

Sasha: NOOO!! THEN I CAN'T- 

Her mouth was taped shut, and she was screaming and seemed like she was ranting. 

And then Levi comes in. 

Levi: Alright, let's see. 

He starts inspecting everything around the place. 

Levi: Hmmm, very well. Let's get started. I don't have enough time to deal with any idiotic crap from any of you. 

Connie: (whispering) Who made him a leader? 

The superior neat freak throws a fan right at Connie's face. 

Connie: I'll shut up. 

Levi: Fine. We have reports that- 

???: TITANS ARE GOING TO ATTACK THE CITY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!! 

Hange shows up. 

(Y/N): Hi Hange. 

Hange: Hey there Hot Stuff! Do you know how awesome it is to collect samples on Titans? 

(Y/N): Not as much as it is hearing Eren rant on how he wants to destroy all of them. 

Eren: THEY WILL ALL DIE!! 

(Y/N): WE GET IT ALREADY!!! Anyway, we'll slay them faster than it takes to get Sasaha out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant! 

The Big Eater starts screaming from her duct-taped mouth. 

Krista: I better let her mouth free now. 

Ymir: Hold on Krista, I'm not going to let you get kicked. 

Krista: Really Ymir, I'm fine. 

She removes the tape. 

Sasha: OW!! BUFFETS ARE AWESOME!! I MEAN HOW COULD YOU SAY- 

You then stuff yakisoba bread down her mouth and she calms down, with a blush on her cheeks. 

Sasha: This is so heavenly. 

And so... 

Tobi is seen putting on his mask. 

Tobi: So, we will clash once again (Y/N) (L/N). I look forward to this. Unfortunately, I was also hoping to see Naruto Uzumaki soon. Naruto, the way you always look at life, it makes me sick. The way you brag about being Hokage. The way you- 

He then gets a message. 

Tobi: What is it? 

Madara's voice: Tobi, the Titans are ready. You have made sure that they are powerful enough correct? 

Tobi: Of course. We're the reason why there are so many of them in the first place. 

He then sees a bunch of the Titans approaching. 

Beast Titan

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Beast Titan

Armored Titan

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Armored Titan

Colossal Titan

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Colossal Titan

Tobi: Perfect. Just in time. 

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