Titan Slaying is Fun!

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The Titans began to emerge onto the entrance of New Tokyo, and you smile brightly. 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LET'S DO IT!! AUTHOR, THE MUSIC!!! 

Okay, just hang on. AHA! This should work! 

All of you guys appear wearing brown jackets and pretty much the same outfits!!! 

(Y/N): HERE WE GO!! LET'S PARTY!!! 

Everyone (Minus Levi and Annie): OKAY!!!/Okay (way to be a party pooper, Mikasa). 

The Titans try to attack but well you guys start slashing at the legs, arms, and neck! 

(Y/N): OH I FEEL ALIVE!! 

Eren: FUCKING TITANS!! KILL!! SLASH!! DIE!! YOU WILL REGRET HAVING LIVED TO SEE THE DAY THAT YOU FUCK WITH ME!!! 

(Y/N): And Eren is losing it. Armin, Mikasa. 

Armin: Yeah, okay! 

Mikasa: Right. Anything for the both of you. 

(Y/N): Great! 

The two go to back up Eren before he gets himself eaten. 

On another hand, Jean and Connie were hiding. 

(Y/N): GET OUT AND FIGHT YOU, DUMBASSES!! 

Jean: AND DIE?! 

(Y/N): Brother. 

You literally drag them out and use them as bait. 

(Y/N): You hear that? Better start moving or you're dead! The 4/4 String Ostinato in D minor always symbolizes death! 

Connie: WHAT?! 

They notice the Titans coming closer and closer, and well they both start to scream! 

Jean: LET US OUT!! 

(Y/N): You agree to fight?! 

Jean and Connie: YES!! YES!!! ANYTHING!!! 

(Y/N): Good. 

You free them and kill the Titans. 

(Y/N): NOW GO! 

Jean and Connie: YEAH YEAH!! 

Sasha slits another Titan's throat. 

Sasha: What a bunch of babies. 

Jean: (while flipping her off) Screw you Potato Girl!! 

You both just laugh at his misery. 

Then you hear screaming! 

(Y/N): KRISTA!!! 

You hurry over as she's about to be eaten! 

More Titans appear and try to strip her, but then- 

Two of them have their eyes gouged out! 

Ymir: YOU GIANT PIECES OF SHIT STAY AWAY FROM HER!! THAT'S MY FUTURE WIFE!! 

(Y/N): Hi Ymir! 

You kill the one holding onto Krista and catch her. 

(Y/N): You alright? 

She blushes and hugs you. 

Krista: (Y/N), thank you!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 

Ymir is just crying. 

Ymir: When do I g- 

Krista then hugs Ymir. 

Krista: Thank you too Ymir! 

Ymir: Oh yeah. That's the stuff. 

On another hand... 

Bertholdt, Reiner, and Annie were stuck having to be surrounded by the Beast Titan, Armored Titan, and the Colossal Titan! 

Bertholdt: We're screwed. 

Reiner: Not yet! Hey Annie, wanna do that? 

Annie: Ugh, I hate having to do this. But whatever. 

Bertholdt: It's because of how she's scared of how (Y/N) will see her? 

Reiner: Pretty much. 

Female Titan

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Female Titan

She starts punching them all like crazy. 

Reiner: Satisfying every time. 

(Y/N): She's going through that again? 

You then see Levi cutting apart Titans, as well as Hange riding one! 

Hange: MUSH MUSH!! 

Levi: You're so annoying. Do you ever stop to think about how much you talk? 

Hange: I can't help it! GO MY LOYAL STEED!!

(Y/N): Now that's funny. 

But then out of nowhere, Tobi attacks you! 

(Y/N): WOAH!! YOU!!! 

Tobi: I say we cut the chatter and just get to our fight. 

(Y/N): Couldn't agree with you anymore! 

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