I'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
You had to make sure to try all of their food, and smile because you didn't want to hurt their feelings.
(Y/N): I'm really doing this. I'll just get Miia's food out of the way. I'll get it out of the way! HERE GOES!!!
You take one bite, and while you feel like throwing up, you just smile and give a thumbs up.
Miia: YES!!!!
And then you secretly open up a zipper hole with Sticky Fingers and throw up inside of it.
(Y/N): Okay, Juvia, you've got-
Juvia presents buns with a naked you and her kissing!
(Y/N): Seriously?! COME ON!!
Juvia: It represents how we'll be inseparable until we die my Love!
(Y/N): Okay, it's kind of cute. Like you.
Juvia: JUVI!!!!
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And just like that she clings to you.
Juvia: Once the honeymoon comes, I know where we'll go!
Only for Medaka and Erza to pick her up and carry her away.
Medaka: No hugging (Y/N) during the competition.
Erza: Only after it's finished.
They couldn't argue with them at all! Due to being your wives, both Medaka and Erza had the higher authority.
Esdeath: HA! Just because of that, that's not going to mean-
(Y/N): OH SO GOOD!!!
And then Juvia was met with glaring eyes.
Juvia: (sticks tongue out) Take that, Bimbos.
With that, Esdeath presents something for you.
(Y/N): Popsicles?
Esdeath: Made with my love.
(Y/N): And the blood of your enemies?
Esdeath: No! Why would you-
(Y/N): Oh come on Esdeath, I'm just kidding!
Esdeath: Good.
You just suck on them, and get your tongue stuck!
(Y/N): TPH CINDIDHZKEH DIDBDIUN DUDHEOCUEN IEYEHEI (Translation: Too cold! I cannot eat this!)
Hancock: In that case, how about this?
Hancock presents a very warm coffee.
(Y/N): YHROHFIBRICHR HAMPXIHRIUFHE (Thank you Hancock!)
You get yourself free.
Soon, Monika tries to get out her dish, and sees a piece of paper.
Monika: I know I'm the head of a Literature Club, but come on!!
Sachan then goes close to you.
Sachan: (Y/N) have this!
She gives you Natto!
(Y/N): Uh ... this isn't hit with hot sauce or anything right?
Sachan: Its only ingredient is my love for you!!
(Y/N): Very funny.
Right now Juvia is in First Place...
Medaka: Now for the next competition, who is the better kisser?
All the girls immediately start fighting with each other to get to you!!
Hancock: LOVE LOVE BEAM!!!
She turns them to stone and kisses you first.
Erza: I guess Hancock wins this.
Hancock: YES!!!
(Y/N): Eh, disqualified.
Hancock: Noooo! Beloved!! Please?!
(Y/N): Rules are rules.
Soon...
All of them start competing again and again and again in these crazy contests, including saving you, writing poetry, being adorable, and just crazy nonsense!
(Y/N): Okay, I have a winner!
Girls: YES?
(Y/N): (takes a deep breath) SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!
