The Return of the Octopus Teacher!

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An announcement is heard over the school speakers. 

???: Attention everyone, this is your Headmistress speaking. 

(Y/N): Ah, Glynda and her wonderful voice.

Glynda Goodwitch (Headmistress of Star Academy! She uses a crop to use magic to pretty much moving things around! She has a low tolerance for idiocy! Though she cares for all the students and staff!) 

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Glynda Goodwitch (Headmistress of Star Academy! She uses a crop to use magic to pretty much moving things around! She has a low tolerance for idiocy! Though she cares for all the students and staff!) 

Glynda: I have to announce that one of our oldest teachers is returning. 

(Y/N): One of our- KOROSENSEI IS BACK!!! 

A tremor is heard. 

Glynda: That's him alright. 

The doors to the academy open up and in comes an octopus creature! 

Korosensei: 

Korosensei (Arguably Star Academy's most popular teacher! He loves teaching all of his students! He was once an assassin who was turned into this octopus creature we see today! Now everyone is trying to kill him as he claims he will destroy the ea...

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Korosensei (Arguably Star Academy's most popular teacher! He loves teaching all of his students! He was once an assassin who was turned into this octopus creature we see today! Now everyone is trying to kill him as he claims he will destroy the earth! He just loves teaching all of the students, including his own personal class, 3E! He supposedly blew up the moon, though it was restored by the work of you and Dende!) 

Though what he doesn't know is that another popular teacher fell out of his desk. 

Gintoki: AGH! THAT DAMN OCTOPUS IS BACK!!! SHINPACHI, KAGURA, LET'S GET HIM!!! 

Kagura: Uh, Gin-Chan, I don't want to attack Korosensei anymore. He's not such a bad guy. 

Shinpachi: You're forgetting that he's a very powerful monster who- 

Kagura slams him right into the wall. 

Kagura: DON'T YOU BADMOUTH HIM YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!! 

Gintoki: Fine! I don't need your help! Shinpachi, let's go. 

He pulls Shinpachi out of the wall, and they go. 

And so... 

Korosensei is humming while moving through the halls to his classroom. 

Korosensei: I have returned kids! 

???: KOROSENSEI!!! 

Class 3E (Korosensei's personal class! They are part of the deal of killing him! All of them have been trained in assassination methods!) 

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Class 3E (Korosensei's personal class! They are part of the deal of killing him! All of them have been trained in assassination methods!) 

Korosensei: I hope you all haven't slacked on your studies! Because we're having a test! 

Class 3E: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 

Korosensei: GOT YOU!!! Did you honestly think I was going to pull that? It's been too long. 

His face changes to a bright pink. 

Korosensei: Let's just enjoy ourselves and- 

Gintoki bursts through with a rocket launcher! 

Gintoki: GO AWAY YOU SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!!! 

Shinpachi: GIN-SAN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! 

Meanwhile... 

Sougo realizes that his rocket launcher is gone. 

Sougo: Someone is going to pay for this. 

He starts putting hot sauce in Hijikata's mayonnaise bottle, and begins drawing on the pictures of Tae in Kondo's stash. 

Sougo: If they did this, I won't forgive them! 

Back at Star Academy... 

Korosensei dodges. 

Korosensei: Ah, Mr. Sakata, sorry to steal your thunder. 

Gintoki: WHAT?! IT DOESN'T MATTER!! EVERYTHING WAS BETTER WITH YOU GONE!! I'M GOING TO- 

Just as he jumps, Glynda bursts in and stops him. 

Glynda: Mr. Sakata, I will not have you attacking a fellow teacher. 

Gintoki: Hey! He could destroy the world and- 

She slams him down. 

Glynda: Get it into your head. 

Gintoki: Okay. I'm good. 

Glynda: Good. 

Korosensei: Oh hello Ms. Goodwitch, I- 

She whacks him. 

Glynda: Don't even try it Korosensei. Not in front of the children. 

She walks off. 

(Y/N): Ah, that was good. 

Glynda: Mr. (L/N), shouldn't you- 

(Y/N): I'm just happy he's back. 

She smiles. 

Glynda: Me too (Y/N). Me too. 

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