You rush to find that Keith has tied up Mokuba to a giant statue of the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
(Y/N): HEY KEITH!!
Keith: Finally! One of the idiot dweebs came!
(Y/N): I swear, you are pathetic. You used to be such a star in America, and then losing to Pegasus just sent you down this never ending spiral of humiliation!
Keith: Hey! Pegasus was a cheat who-
(Y/N): He can still beat you without that eye of his. I mean now you're a rotten cheat! I could name a whole list of all the horrible things you did, IN AMERICA!!
Keith: THAT'S MY PHRASE!!! IT ONLY WORKS WHEN I SAY IT!
(Y/N): What's that? I was too busy being an American to hear you.
Keith: YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR THE AMERICAN FLAG AS SOME ARTICLE OF CLOTHING!!!
(Y/N): You're right. I must have left it back, IN AMERICA!!!
Oh he was steaming mad!
Mokuba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You tell him (Y/N)!
Keith: SHUT IT KID! I would drop him onto the floor or shoot his brain out, but let's duel first. Then I'll see if I can be merciful.
(Y/N): Promise no cheating?
Keith: I swear as my status as an American.
And so...
You both prepare to duel!
He begins summoning monsters, but you notice something is off.
(Y/N): THAT BASTARD IS CHEATING!! HE'S USING LEVEL 5 MONSTERS!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Keith: My Pendalum Machine can easily attack-
(Y/N): I ACTIVATE LIGHTFORCE SWORD!!!
The sword pierced the card.
Keith: Did you just throw a sword through my fucking card?!
(Y/N): Ha! I sure did!
Keith: Nevermind! I still can summon, BARREL DRAGON!!!
(Y/N): Oh no you don't! I summon Scapegoat to protect my life points!
Keith: HOW?!
His barrel dragon just destroys the Scapegoats!
(Y/N): Now I'll summon Celtic Guardian.
Keith: Whatever! I'll make sure that this works! Barrel Dragon! A-
(Y/N): Swords of Revealing Light!
Keith: HOW ARE YOU THIS LUCKY?!
(Y/N): Because I'm better than you.
He is now boiling mad!
(Y/N): Now time for me to summon Kuriboh!
And I sacrifice them both to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!!
Blue Eyes appears, and you laugh.
(Y/N): You're so out of this tournament!
Keith: NO!!! NO!!! I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY GLORY BACK!!
Barrel Dragon and Pendulum Monster are destroyed and with that, you hit Keith!
Keith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
He feels weak and falls down.
(Y/N): Now what do you want from u-
Keith: I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN!! I'M ACTUALLY CANADIAN!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW YOU JAPANESE BASTARD!!
(Y/N): No. I just wanted to know if you knew about Utopia.
Keith: What?
(Y/N): Well I guess you don't know. Oh well.
You go to get Mokuba down.
(Y/N): With him out of the way the tournament can finish smoothly.
YOU ARE READING
Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!
FanfictionI'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
