(Y/N): Okay, Kaguya, I have a room all ready for you, and just make sure that you don't try to steal the souls of my Mom, Girlfriends, Sisters, and Daughters!
Kaguya: You have my word. My mind is clear. But, I must ask-
She picks up a toothbrush.
Kaguya: What is this?
(Y/N): Toothbrush, we use it to clean our teeth.
She then brings more stuff!
Kaguya: What is this black box? It's stealing everyone's souls.
(Y/N): TV. It's TV, and ...... well mentally it steals someone's soul.
Eventually...
After explaining everything to Kaguya, she just went to sleep.
(Y/N): Wow, Goddesses are pretty. Now I guess I can-
Then you hear a noise!
(Y/N): What the?!
You see Juvia getting thrown out into your face!
(Y/N): JUVIA?!
Juvia: Juvia's head is hurting so much.
She rubs it.
(Y/N): What the hell happened?! Where's the danger?! I don't see-
Then Esdeath appears!
Esdeath: Stupid water woman. You call yourself (Y/N)'s future wife? (Y/N), come into my warm embrace.
(Y/N): Esdeath, have you gone out kicking dogs and stabbing children recently?
Esdeath: Of course not! I would not do anything that upsets you! Let's just get married please!!!
(Y/N): Oh brother. Not this again.
Then Hancock lands.
Hancock: (Y/N) promised to marry me! Isn't that right my Love?!
(Y/N): Hancock, come on. Now this is getting way out of hand.
Esdeath: What do you have to offer?
Hancock: I could turn you to stone in an instant. Besides, I have an entire kingdom of warriors ready to fight you. And your army has disbanded.
Esdeath: Yeah ... well ... at least I don't go showing my breasts off like you!
Hancock: WHAT?!
(Y/N): OH COME ON!!!
Juvia then gets up!
Juvia: JUVIA IS BETTER THAN ALL YOU SLUTTY BIMBOS!! I'LL JUST DROWN YOU IN-
You whack her.
(Y/N): Stop please. You three are making Miia look innocent. Well at least she-
You then look around.
(Y/N): Thank God! She didn't show up. At least I'm safe for now.
But then they turn to you-
Girls: (Y/N) DARLING!! MARRY ME!!/ BACK OFF WHORE!/ I'LL FREEZE YOUR HEADS AND CRUSH THEM!/I'LL TURN YOU TO STONE AND HAVE THE ANIMALS ON AMAZON LILY EAT YOU ALIVE!!!
(Y/N): Ugh!
???: ENOUGH!
Both Medaka and Erza step forward, both of them in bath robes.
(Y/N): Ah...
They hug you protectively.
Medaka and Erza: You leave our husband out of this mess.
And you were squeezed between their boobs.
(Y/N): I love booby hugs, but not at this time!
Erza: If you want to fight over (Y/N) fine. But don't drag him into a marriage proposal.
Esdeath: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCARLET!!!
Juvia: So mean Erza! You're too cruel! (Y/N), Juvia's not being bad is she?
(Y/N): Well-
Hancock: As Warlord, and ruler of Amazon Lily, I have the higher advantage.
(Y/N): You do know that Erza's Mother is the Dragon Queen right?
Medaka: Enough. Enough. Look, we need to settle our differences before-
Then they get glitched away.
(Y/N): MONIKA!
Monika pops out.
Monika: Oh come on!!
(Y/N): BRING THEN BACK!
Monika: But I want with you!!! We haven't gotten any time since ... BOOK 1!!!
(Y/N): That's no reason to do that!!!
Monika: Fine!
She returns them.
All the girls glare at her.
(Y/N): Easy!! EASY!!!
You had no idea for how worse things could get!
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Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!
FanfictionI'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
