Yamada, Master of the Dark Arts!

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You guys had left the Academy and continued the search for your family.

(Y/N): Now how are we going to find some creepy guy?

Jack: I say we search the rooftops! Weirdos would hang out at places like that.

Kyoko: I totally agree with Jackie here!

(Y/N): Okay, let's go with Jack's theory and see if he's accurate.

And with that you guys take off!

In fact, I'll look for some montage music!

And after what seemed like hours, you guys find nothing!

Well Kyoko and Jack were eating lunch!

Kyoko: Ah, this takoyaki tastes sooooo good!

Misako: KYOKO!!!

She snatches the takoyaki and eats it all!!

Kyoko: NOOOOO! Why Misako?!

Jack: Now that's totally mean. At least no one's taking my-

You take the burger out of his hands.

Jack: DUDE!!!

(Y/N): Once we find the guy, you get it b-

Jack: Oh we found him.

You then start to boil from the head.

(Y/N): WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?

Kyoko: Now (Y/N)-Poo, thinking on an empty stomach is hard.

Misako: (sigh) Best friends right?

(Y/N): Hey at least we do have best friends.

And so...

You take an elevator up to the top of a skyscraper!

???: So, you came (Y/N).

Yamada (Friend of yours from your childhood! After a certain event he trained to master the Dark Arts!)

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Yamada (Friend of yours from your childhood! After a certain event he trained to master the Dark Arts!)

(Y/N): Who are you?

Yamada: I'm Yamada! You don't remember me?!

(Y/N): No. At least I sort of remembered Misako and Kyoko. Right now, they're too hard to forget.

Misako and Kyoko: Heh, of course./AWWWW! (Y/N)-Poo!!

Yamada: How fucking lame.

Jack, Misako, and Kyoko: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND/OUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Yamada: You and I used to be so close.

Kyoko: We're not going to a flashback are we?

Everything turns white.

Yamada: I hated my parents since we moved to New Tokyo! I couldn't stand it! And then you showed up into my life. We were the best of friends!

Jack: Can we get this over with?! Seriously!

Yamada: And then that day, she came into my life! My Hasebe! I was going to confess my love to the girl I would marry!

Misako: Uh, you were kids!

Yamada: AND THEN, I SAW YOU BOTH KISSING!!!

Kyoko: That girl was trash anyway!

Yamada: So I would take my revenge on everyone! Including you, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): And you turned to the dark arts for it?

Yamada: Yeah. There are perks.

Kyoko: Well it's scary! I can't even get past films like The Ring!

Yamada: SHUT IT!! It's payback time!

He begins to summon black fireballs and throws them at you, but you just knock them up.

(Y/N): Tsk tsk, this is going to be too easy.

You punch him rapidly!

(Y/N): MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!

Yamada: Aaagh! How did you-

Then Harvest goes up his legs!

Yamada: AAAGH!! MY LEGS!! They itch!!

(Y/N): Start talking.

Yamada: I'll never ta-

Misako sighs and grabs him.

Misako: Okay, then I'll just do this.

She dangles him from the top!

Misako: Where's (Y/N)'s family?

Yamada: PLEASE DON'T DROP ME!! PLEASE!!!

And with that...

You show him the picture.

Yamada: Yeah, I recognize those outfits those guys have. They're designed by Hibari. You want to go uptown.

(Y/N): Thanks Yamada. You're not that bad yourself. Just creepy.

Yamada: THIS DOESN'T MAKE US FRIENDS AGAIN!!

Then Jack hits him!

Jack: I'm his best friend okay?!

(Y/N): Bro?

Jack: Sorry, just aggravates me.

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