You and Pit are riding in the Great Sacred Treasure, and heading off to confront Hades!
Palutena: I believe in you boys! You can do it!
(Y/N): THIS IS GOING TO ROCK!!
Viridi: Don't start the show without me!
Pit: What kept you Viridi?
Viridi: Well, I wasn't going to miss out on the final battle!
And just as she says that, Hades pops out of the ground!
Hades: Hello there (Y/N) and Pitty!
(Y/N) and Pit: HADES!!!
You both keep saying each other's names over and over!
(Y/N): HADES!!!
Hades: (Y/N)!
Pit: HADES!!
Hades: PIT!!
Et Cetra...
(Y/N), Pit and Hades: IT'S ON!!!!! ON TO VICTORY/DEATH!!!!
He punches and the Great Sacred Treasure reacts with one!
Hades: Let me get a closer look at that shiny new toy of yours!
He starts trying to attack back with various spells, but you keep firing at him!
Hades: HERE'S A GIFT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He turns into a tornado.
Palutena and Viridi: LOOK OUT!!!
You guys keep dodging and he begins moving.
Hades: Good thing I've been training!
Viridi: That's kind of like watching an elephant sprint.
After enough fire, Hades stops.
Pit: Did that get him?
Hades: No, but I did twist my ankle. GOOD THING I DIDN'T!!
He tries to kick you, but you guys dodge!
He then takes off.
Pit: RUNNING AWAY?!
(Y/N): Nevermind! Engage PURSUIT MODE!!
Pit: Engaging Pursuit Mode!
It transforms into a vehicle of some sorts.
You guys find Hades...
(Y/N): Why are you running away?
Hades: Oh just to destroy a town or two.
Pit: WHY?!
Viridi: Probably to harvest on souls.
Palutena: Don't let him escape.
(Y/N): Hey girls, would you both like to go on a date after this?!
Both Goddesses blush.
Palutena: Don't die before then.
Viridi: Whatever, it's not like I'm going to have fun.
Pit: You're so blushing about that.
Weapons appear on Hades' body.
(Y/N): WHAT THE?!
Hades: Like it? It's my special outfit, I do it for the best occasions. You know like weddings and armageddons.
You guys attack him over and over again!!!
Hades: NOW I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO THIS!!
He gets a drill on his body and tries to drill in!
(Y/N): OH NO YOU DON'T!!! AUTHOR!! THE MUSIC!!!
With pleasure! NOW KICK HIS ASS SO WE CAN GET TO THE NEXT ARC!! I GOT MORE GIRLS COMING UP!!!!
Hades: WHAT PESTS!!!!
(Y/N): Just who the Hell do you think we are?
Pit: Huh? What are you doing?
(Y/N): Sorry, I was thinking of an old friend of mine. A wise guy he was. Bit stupid though.
You get a sword activated and cut Hades in half!!
Hades: OWW!!
Pit: You're not half the villain you used to be!
(Y/N): BOOOO!!
Hades then regrows a fleshy bottom half!!
Hades: AGH! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!
Pit: ACTIVATING MECH ARMOR MODE!!!
The machine turns into a giant mech!!
And then it gets out a powerful gun!
Hades starts attacking more and more and more!
Viridi: Wait, what are they doing?
Palutena: I don't know. It looks like a powerful laser shot.
(Y/N): YOU CAN'T KEEP HUMANS FROM LIVING THEIR LIVES OUT! WE ARE THE RACE WHO HAS THE BIGGEST WILL TO LIVE!! WE ARE A RACE OF SURVIVORS!!! NO MATTER WHAT WE GO THROUGH, WE ENDURE THAT PAIN!! IT'S IN OUR HEARTS!!! THERE ARE SO MANY WHO FIGHT FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE!!! MY POWER IS WHAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS!!!!
Pit: I'LL FIGHT FOR EVERYONE WHO STILL LIVES, THOSE HANGING ON THE EDGE, AND FOR THE GODDESS OF LIGHT HERSELF!!! LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD YOU ARE FINISHED!!!
Hades: YOU BOTH ARE JUST PESTS THAT I WILL CRUSH!!!!
(Y/N): That's what you think!!! NOW PERISH HADES!!!!!
The gun charges up, and-
(Y/N) and Pit: BIG BANG BLAST!!!!
With that one shot, it heads right for Hades!!
Hades: AAAAAAAAAAGH! It's hard to believe it, but you both actually got me. The nerve of you.
And with that, he disintegrates into nothing.
Pit: Did we- He's not coming back?!
(Y/N): VICTORY!!!
Viridi: Great, now we're back to humans. What are we-
(Y/N): AHEM!!
Viridi: Sorry, a force of habit. Now what?
(Y/N): Well, I believe that you two owe me a date!
Palutena: Oh of course. So, you have two goddesses in your harem now. How does it feel?
(Y/N): Great! I- HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Palutena: I'm a Goddess, it's my duty to know!
Viridi: Sure, Ms. Nerd.
Palutena puts on swirly glasses.
Palutena: I'm ignoring everything that you say!!
Pit: Brother.
Viridi: You're so childish.
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Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!
FanfictionI'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
