Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!

Food Fight!

You are in the cafeteria and just sitting around not a care in the world, waiting for something crazy to happen. 

(Y/N): When is something incredible going to happen? 

And then a pie is thrown right into your face! 

(Y/N): HEY!!! 

Nora is laughing at you!!! 

Nora: GOT YOU!!! 

(Y/N): NOT COOL NORA!!! 

You try to throw a pie into her face, only for her to dodge and you hit Weiss! 

(Y/N): OOPS!!! 

Weiss: Seriously? 

(Y/N): Uh ... sorry? 

This begins to lead to what can only be described as a massive food fight! 

(Y/N): CRAP!!! 

You begin to use the tables as defenses and other various things, and make sure that no one hits you!! 

Jack then crawls over. 

Jack: Seriously dude! What the hell?! 

(Y/N): She started it! 

You then point to Nora who is on top of several chairs all stuck together. 

Renny: Seriously, why do I have to do this? 

Nora: I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!! I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!!! 

(Y/N): Sheesh. 

All the other students were getting owned by Team JNPR, save for Team RWBY! 

Jack: Of course they're alright. 

(Y/N): At least no one else is here right now. 

Ruby: JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT! JUSTICE WILL BE PAINFUL!! IT'LL BE DELICIOUS!! 

Weiss, Blake, and Yang: YEAH!!! 

Jack: This is nuts. 

Nora: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! 

(Y/N): Might as well go for it!! 

You take out a punch of takoyaki and use them as needles, Jack just sticks a bunch of fruit onto his zanpakuto like a shiskebob! 

Ruby: Yang! Turkey! 

Yang sticks her fists into a bunch of turkeys and slams them together. 

She starts fighting against Nora who grabs a pole and sticks it into- 

Sasha: NOT AGAIN!!! 

Sasha lost her watermelon again. 

(Y/N): Okay that's cool. 

You then dodge Jeanne's attacks using loaves of bread. 

Pyrrha uses her own loaves, to fight against Blake who is using a string of sausages. 

Renny comes in for an attack, only to be tripped by a trail of soy sauce spilled by Weiss. 

Jack: Okay this is getting even nuttier. 

He starts to move more food into both sides! 

(Y/N): NICE ONE!!! 

You start throwing soda cans as if they're bombs! 

Weiss then grabs a swordfish and uses it as a sword, only for you to repel it and knock her back. 

Luckily Ruby catches her. 

Ruby: NO! WEISS DON'T LEAVE ME!! NOOOOOOO!!!! 

(Y/N): Oh come on Ruby! Stop being dr- 

You duck Yang's punches. 

Yang: Come on! Is that all you got Babe? You're making a big cluck about it! HEYO!!! 

(Y/N): UGH! Sorry Yang! 

You punch her and she goes flying! 

Jack: You know she's going to be up there for a while. 

(Y/N): I know. 

Both remaining members keep trying to fight more and more and more, until- 

Glynda bursts in! 

(Y/N): SHIT! 

She rearranges the entire cafeteria. 

Glynda: CHILDREN! DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!!! 

You all bow and apologize, while Yang lands back down. 

Before she can say anything else, one figure comes in. 

It was- 

???: Don't you think you should calm down? 

Glynda: Kakashi. Why do you- 

Kakashi: They're still teenagers. All of us were like that once. 

Glynda: Please, you focused on your missions more often until- 

Kakashi: I know. Until he said those words to me. 

Glynda: He was a great friend Kakashi. 

Kakashi: And the next generation will be ready for whatever comes ahead. Just look at him. 

She then blushes at you, while watching everyone laugh. 

Glynda: You make me smile (Y/n). Someday, I'll tell you how I feel.