More Incorrect Quotes (9th member/OT8)

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Y/n: -waking up from a nap- where am I?

Minho: -sarcastically- heaven.

Y/n: -stares at Minho-

Minho: -stares back-

Y/n: huh. I didn't think you'd be here

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(In a museum)

Y/n: can we take a picture?

Chan: -takes his phone out- sure, why not?

Y/n: -grabs a painting off of the wall in a hurry- okay, let's go before they catch us-

Chan: nAuR-

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Jisung: -worried- has anyone seen where Hyunjin is?!?

Seungmin: don't worry, I saw him last with Y/n

Jisung: -now even MORE concerned- those two sentences never go well together

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(Chan teaching Y/n and Jeongin math)

Chan: -points at a triangle- this means 90 degrees

Y/n: how can it be 90 degrees? It's December

Chan: no, the angle is-

Jeongin: global warming, duh. You really know nothing

Chan: -sighs in disappointment-

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Minho: we have good news and bad news.

Y/n: it's my birthday, please give me the good news first

Jisung: the ants on the sidewalk LOVED your cake!

Y/n: wh-

Minho: after Changbin DROPPED IT

Changbin: I SAID I WAS SORRY!

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Jeongin: Felix, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Felix: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Jeongin: -looks at Y/n-

Jeongin: y/n, how do I-

Y/n: brick.

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Seungmin: ugh, the can opener broke again

Chan: well then, I guess you could say it's a...

Seungmin: don't you dare

Chan: -raising his eyebrows up and down- a CANT opener

Seungmin: 🧍‍♂️

Seungmin: get out.

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Y/n: I have an idea!

Changbin: no bullying Chan today.

Y/n: I no longer have an idea

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Felix: did you know that when you get a song stuck in your head it's because your soulmate is singing it?

Minho: then who the fuck has been singing an avada kedavra remix in the middle of the night for the past three weeks?

Jisung: -internally panicking-

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Y/n: butter is just food lotion

Minho: there's something wrong with you.

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(Now for a few paboracha quotes...)

Y/n: -hits head and passes out-

Minho: OH MY GOD Y/N FAINTED!

Hyunjin: QUICK CALL 911!!

Jisung: -panicking- WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER?!

Hyunjin: ...

Minho: ...

Changbin: bro-

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Hyunjin: -pushing a door that is clearly marked 'pull'-

Y/n: -filming- push harder.

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Y/n: -sets kitchen on fire-

Changbin: -panicking- WHERE'S MINHO?!

Jisung: HE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!

Y/n: QUICK, PASS ME A BUCKET OF WATER!

Hyunjin: -passes bucket of water-

Y/n: -dumps water on Minho- WAKE UP, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!

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Y/n: -sets down a card- ace of spades!

Felix: -pulling out an uno card- pick up 4!

Jeongin: -pulls out a Pokémon card- Pikachu, I choose you!

Seungmin: are we still playing monopoly-

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(Y/n after being kidnapped)

Y/n: -a blushing mess- so what made you guys choose me?






A/n: i need more 😳

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