Imagines Book 1 |Stray Kids|

Incorect Quotes. Again. (9th member&OT8)

I found more.
Here's some more funny quotes as an apology for the last two chapters.
Enjoy!

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Chan: in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost-

Jeongin: head, shoulders, knees and toes-

Y/n: turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Jisung: HEEEEEEYY MACARENA

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Jeongin: -accidentally trips down the stairs-

Hyunjin: -catches him-

Hyunjin: I think you just...

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: fell for me -grinning-

Jeongin: ...

Jeongin: put me down.

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Jisung: so are any of you NOT in love with me?

Y/n: ...

Felix: ...

Minho: -raises hand-

Seungmin: put your hand down.

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Jeongin: will you sing me to sleep?

Felix: of course!

Y/n: always, Jeongin.

(Felix and Y/n take a big inhale)

Y/n & Felix: I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK-

Chan: NAUR-

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(Talking about losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors to Changbin and her penalty having to wash the dishes from dinner earlier)

Y/n: and when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany

Y/n: -earlier that day- I am going to throw myself into the sea.

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Y/n: what's for dinner?

Seungmin: -stares at the food he just burnt-

Seungmin: regret.

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Minho: you know I hate it when you make up words

Chan: are you still mad at me for saying "snacksident?"

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Felix: I'll make you some brownies

Hyunjin: I don't really want any

Felix: it's not optional.

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(At the dinner table)

Changbin: can you pass me that?

Y/n:

Changbin:

Y/n: -moves it further away-

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Y/n: hi -smiles-

-silence-

Y/n: everyone's bones are wet

Chan: why would you say that?

Y/n: nobody was saying hi back.

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Minho: I'm going to take you out.

Jisung: good! it's a date

Minho: I meant that as a threat-

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Y/n: what are we doing on the floor?

Felix: you passed out so I laid here next to you to make it look like we were vibing

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Y/n: I am willing to do a lot of things.

Y/n: but admitting to Chan that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them.

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Hyunjin: wait we can't go in there, it says 18+ only and there's four of us.

(Changbin and Minho glance at each other)

Y/n: you're so dumb.

(Changbin and Minho sigh of relief)

Y/n: just invite more people

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Chan: everyone should be kind to me for these very reasons!

Chan: reason 1:

Chan: please-

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Changbin: I'm a limited edition. Only one of me. I'm unique. No copies!

Y/n: thank god.

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(Jisung watering a plant)

Y/n: did no one tell him that's fake?

Chan: -sighs-

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(Door swings open)

Y/n: Jisung what the hell-

Jisung: SEUNGMIN IS ON THE ROOF

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Minho: Y/n

Y/n: -wakes up deliriously- huh

Minho: do you want one of Felix's cookies?

Y/n:

Y/n: it's 4 in the god damn morning-

A/n: I'm living for the Changbin and Y/n siblings vibes.