Days of Yore
Neptunio: "Oww... My head hurts..."
???: "I see you're awake."
Neptunio: "Wha-? Who are you...? Where am I?"
...There was a girl behind bars... well... I'm the one actually trapped inside but still... Her Lilac disheveled hair tickled a sense of fancy in me, soo~
???: "You are in my nation's imprisonment cells, try not to touch the bars... They are quite... shocking."
...I touched the bars...
ZAP!!
Neptunio: "UGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA!!!!"
???: "Moron! What did I just say!?"
Neptunio: "Hehe~ Just thought that you acting all high and mighty in such a young age is very amusing."
???: "Y-young age? Haaahhh..."
Neptunio: "Mm? What's wrong?"
???: "Um...I-I don't even know where to start with you... I mean do you even know who you're talking to?"
Neptunio: "No... not really...?"
???: "D-Do you have any idea... ANY IDEA who I am."
Neptunio: "Like I said, no <Uh-oh... Is she important or something...?>"
???: "Basicly... Kind of a big deal..."
Neptunio: "Okay..."
???: "Alright listen up you twat..."
Neptunio: "Y-yes ma'am..."
???: "Ya listenin? Okay... Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and boy... I hurt people."
Neptunio: "O_O"
???: "I'm a force of nature..."
Neptunio: ">.>"
???: "If you grew up here in my nation with that attitude YOU'D BE F@KIN DEAD!"
Neptunio: "Watch your tongue little lady >.>"
???: "It's Genesis... LADY GENESIS!"
Neptunio: "Fine whatever Lady GERMESIS"
ZAP!
...What...?
Genesis: "I will cut you..."
Neptunio: "Sorry..."
...What's her deal!? She's so small and yet she's able to carry that long sword like nothing!? talk about out of proportions, this girl's nuts!
Genesis: "What are you even doing here in Planeptune?"
Neptunio: "Well~ I was sightseeing."
ZAP!
Neptunio: "GYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA!!!! WHY!!???"
Genesis: "That's bullsheyt! Sightseeing by dashing through security? Yeah right..."
Neptunio: "Sorry... From where I come from, speeding through security is an act of hospitality...Blek!"
Genesis: "I'm gonna cut your tongue now..."
Neptunio: "Okay! Okay! I... Umm... I'm here to observe you!"
Genesis: "Say what?"
Neptunio: "Y-yeah..~ See, I thought you were cool and adorable at the same time... So, I couldn't help myself..."
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Hyperdimension Neptunia GB
FanfictionThis is a fanfic for the Hyperdimension games, please note that any particular event is not CANON and is subject to change. Anyway lets get Neppin! Neptune and IF takes on a quest from the guild, on their way to the hunting grounds, they...
