Roman Sanders One-shots

Roman in the Bathroom

A parody of 'Michael in The Bathroom'. Have no story ideas so might as well just make a parody.

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall

I could stay right here or disappear

And nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my friends kinda left me to hang

But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly

Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine

When I was part of a group

And through no fault of mine

Beside me is no troop

Now I'm just

Roman in the bathroom

Roman in the bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just Roman in the bathroom

Roman in the bathroom at a party

No, you can't come in!

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to go

And picking at grout as I softly hope

I'm just

Roman who you don't know

Roman flying solo

Roman in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

I am hiding,

But he's out there

Just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased

And I'll get replaced

With a newer cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk guy

Singing along to Whitney through the door
"I wanna dance with somebody!"

And my feelings sink

Cause it makes me think

Now there's no one to make fun of drunk sides with anymore

Now it's just

Roman in the bathroom

Roman in the bathroom at a party

I half regret the beers

Roman in the bathroom

Roman in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need

'Til my face is dry

Or I'll just blame it on weed

Or something in my eye

I'm just Roman

Who you don't know

Roman flyin' solo

Roman in the bathroom by himself

Knock, knock, knock, knock

They're gonna start to shout soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock

Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon

Knock, knock, knock, knock

It sucks they left me here alone

Knock, knock, knock, knock

Here in this toxic battlezone

Clang, clang, clang, clang

I feel the pressure blowing up

Bang, bang, bang, bang

My big mistake was showing up

Splash, splash, splash, splash

I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door

But I can't hear knocking

Anymore

And I can't help but yearn

For a different time

And then I look in the mirror

And the present is clear

And there's no denying

I'm just

... at a party

Is there a sadder sight

Mmmmmmmmm

Roman in the bathroom at a party

This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home instead

Watching Disney all alone

Or wish I offed myself instead

Wish I was never born

I'm just Roman

Who's a loner

So he must be a roamer

Fighting monsters right and left

God, we wish he'd left

Roman flying solo

Who you think that you know

Roman in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

All by himself

When all you know about me

Is my name

Awesome party

I'm so glad I came