Scaramouche: Fuck, I wanna die!
Y/N: Language!
Scaramouche: Hickity Heck, I carved death!
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Thoma *cooked dinner*: And what would you like, Childe?
Childe: I wish to devour the unborn
Zhongli: Eggs, he wants eggs
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Xiao: I can't find my phone
Zhongli: Okay, I'll call you
Xiao: Wait, No-
Phone ringing: You are my dad (your my dad) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Xiao:
Zhongli:
Xiao: My lord, I can explain -
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Y/N: Let's speak about our talents.
Venti: I'll start...I like to play musical instruments.
Ningguang: I'm good at learning language.
Eula: I'm good at acrobatics.
Childe: I'm good at killing people.
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Itto: That's sounds like a really risk and gay plan.
Y/N: So? Are you in?
Itto: I thought it was an obvious answer
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Ei: How dumb do you think we are?
Zhongli: Sometimes Venti leaves me with food picture instead of a shopping list.
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Ganyu: Is that coffee?(change from Vodka cause Y/N don't drink)
Y/N: Yeah.
Ganyu: Straight?
Y/N: No, gay.
Ganyu: The Coffee, NOT YOU!
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Jean: Diluc, why are you smiling?
Diluc: What? Can't I just be happy?
Lisa: Kaeya tripped and fell at the parking lot.
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Itto *talk to Ayato*: You look good today, bro. Pro homo
Ayato: Don't you mean no homo?
Itto: It's a new era, bro. Support the gays
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Zhongli: Truth or dare
Ayato: Truth.
Zhongli: How many hours have you slept this weeks?
Ayato: Dare.
Zhongli: I dare you to go to bed right now.
Ayato: I don't like this game.
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Xiao: The demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run.
Y/N: Wha-?
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Aether: I wish we could block people in real life.
Yae Miko: Restraining order
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• 𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 • Genshin Impact
FanfictionY/N is a streamer who enjoys their hobbies. One day, a friend of theirs recommend Y/N to play Genshin. After few months, they became loving the game, heck has their merchandise. One night, something change...
