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Confess ugly

Pov I think it's canon that in the so common au where someone has to confess over text Shirabu would confess with the song 'highschool sweethearts' by Melanie Martinez. Another mel related song? Omg 😱 btw this is gonna be cannon.

Confess UGLY

Tendō: yoo hoo 😗

Oikawa: .. Tendō I hate you and all but how dare you say yoo hoo it's my think

Tendō: who invited this bitch here? 🚨🚨

Ushijima; me

Tendō: of course you did 😤

Shirabu: ok but why am I here I have nothing to confess?- WAIT I SWEAR I DIDNT KILL HIM 🤭

Taichi: WHAT?

Shirabu: I was joking

Tendō: few you had me scurred for a second. Anyways yes you do shirabooby that you undying loveeee for semi semi ~

Shirabu: dksjdndgdh

Taichi->Shirabu

Shirabu: the urge to tell Tendō to kill himself in a non serious manner is going to kill me first.

Taichi: just say it then

Shirabu: he would take me seriously.

Confess UGLY

Tendō: why'd everyone get quiet?

Taichi: Shirabu was pming me.

Tendō: about

Shirabu: about you but it shouldn't concern you.

Taichi: his urge to tell you to kys in a non serious manner cause he is scared you will take it seriously.

Tendō: wow? But also wtf? But also Shirabu knows me so well~

Shirabu: sigh

Tendō: anywho so you will confess your undying love to semi semi with a song threw out vb gc if he rejects you say it was just a prank
Tendō: and be heartbroken in your room all by yourself.

Shirabu: wow that's one way to put it.

Oikawa: you could've sugar coated it.

Taichi: why are you still here?

Tendo: so Shirabu what song do you choose??

Shirabu: I may like semi but my 'love' for him IS DYING QUICKLY BECAUSE OF YOU BOTH.

Ushijima: don't me rash Shirabu

Shirabu: you're right I'll just use a song that will scare semi away and I can go threw rejection but not the heart break of a relationship.

Tendō: how fucked up are you.

Shirabu: I think my past trauma is something I made up in my head lol anyways 〰️