Meggy's cooking disaster

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You were inside of the kitchen making a sandwich, things were going fine, then meggy came in.

Meggy: Hey, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Hey meggy. What's up?

Meggy: Well, i want to learn how to cook, but everyone i've asked to teach me has kind of backfired.

(Y/N): What do you mean?

Meggy: Ummm...

(Flashback)

SMG4: Not to be offensive, but you are dangerous within a kitchen meggy, so no.

Bowser: After what you did at bob's mansion? HELL NO!

Fishy: Sorry meggy, but you're not trustworthy in a kitchen.

Peach: Instant no.

(Present time)

Meggy: Even mario didn't help!

(Y/N): You know what? I'll help you, but we're gonna start off with some basics.

Meggy: Ok, then.

You got a knife out, and showed meggy how to use a knife properly.

Meggy: Alright, like this?

(Y/N): A bit harder, don't be gentle with it!

Meggy suddenly threw the bread in the air and started cutting it rapidly, just like mario taught her back in new years eve.

(Y/N): Nice!

Meggy: Step 2?

(Y/N): Now we get the other ingredients, common sandwich recipe is meat with a bunch of vegetables. 

Meggy went over to the refrigerator and got a few ingredients out,

(Y/N): Ah crap, looks like we have no butter. Ah well.

Meggy put all of the ingredients onto the counter.

(Y/N): Now we need to do the same thing as before-

Meggy: Already done it.

The veg was already cut up and was on the sandwich.

 (Y/N): Cool! Now we gotta cook the meat, it's not gonna taste nice raw.

Meggy: Oh no, we gotta use an oven, haven't we?

(Y/N): Yup.

Meggy sighed quietly, she knew this could go one way, or another.

Meggy got a tray out and put the meat on it, and then put it in the oven.

(Y/N): Good, now we need to leave it to cook for a while.

Meggy: May as well do something else in the meantime.

(Y/N): Go fish?

Meggy: Ok, then!

(Outside...)

B0b: I hAvE aN iDeA...aNd It'S gOiNg To Be HiLaRIoUs!

Bob had a box of megaphones, and you probably know where this is going already.

(Back with you)

(Y/N): Got any kings? 

Meggy: Ah, carp.

Meggy gave you her kings, another set.

(Y/N): Not too lucky today, meggy?

Meggy: I guess not.

However, they got to addicted into their game, and they completely forgot about the meat that was cooking the in oven, which started to smoke.

A few minutes later, you started to smell something.

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