(Old Retarded 64 Intro)
Mario: Mamaf---er!
You were sitting on the couch with Meggy, playing Splatoon 2 on the Nintendo Switch.
(Y/N): Jeez, you always manage to beat me at this game, Meggy!
Meggy: I'm a pro! No one can beat me on Splatoon 2!
(Y/N): It would be very intense if you went up against SB123 Meggy. That would be a great game to watch.
Meggy: Hehe, yeah.
You turned around and saw Infinite carrying many boxes full of strange potions.
(Y/N): Huh? What are you doing, Infinite?
Infinite: Oh, I'm just selling these to the people of Inkopolis! SB123 Meggy is now famous, and TONS of people want these potions! We're gonna make a damn FORTUNE!
Meggy: Sounds awesome!
Crystal: Indeed it is!
Francis: We're gonna be swarmed by Inklings. See ya, lil buddy!
Francis ruffled your hair.
(Y/N): Hehe, have fun, Francis!
You continued to play your game, then Toadsworth walked up to you.
Toadsworth: Hello!
Meggy: -Sigh- Hi, Toadsworth...
SB123 Toadsworth: I made a new friend!
(Y/N): -Jesus Christ, there is two of them...-
Toadsworth: We have a favor to ask of you!
Meggy: And what is that?
Luigi: NOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE MY STACHE!
Toad: Shut up, Luigi!
SB123 Toadsworth: Luigi was a bit greedy today, and decided to get tons and tons of chocolate.
Toadsworth: And we want some people to go and sell it!
(Y/N): Hmm...
Meggy: Why not?
(Y/N): Yeah, let's do it!
SB123 Toadsworth: Jolly good! Each chocolate bar is five coins each. Also, there is a car outside, which contains all of the chocolate.
Luigi: PLEASE, DON'T TAKE MY WAIFU!!!
SB123 Toad: SHUT YA MOUTH, LUIGI!
Luigi: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!
Mario: Oh, can Mario help?
Meggy: Sure!
Mario: Yaaaayyyyy!!!
(Y/N): Let's go.
You walked outside, and got into the car.
Mario: Let's a go!
Meggy: So, we have to just give chocolate to people?
(Y/N): Pretty much.
You started driving around the Mushroom Kingdom for a while, Meggy played games on her phone, and Mario ate spaghetti.
Mario: Oh! There's a house over there!
Meggy: We can sell chocolate there!
You slammed your foot on the brake, and got out of the car.
(Y/N): Okay, let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill!
Mario: The kill! (Totally not a Spongebob reference)
YOU ARE READING
Meggy x Reader
FanfictionOne day, you are sitting in the castle minding your own business when Mario introduces you to his inkling friend known as Meggy. Over time, you start to develop feelings for her and go through many adventures with Meggy. Along the way, you will enco...
