Merasmus!

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(Y/N): Hey, SMG4?

SMG4: Yeah?

(Y/N): Where's Tari? 

SMG4: She headed off into the Mushroom Kingdom to go feed the ducks.

(Y/N): Oh. She really loves ducks, huh?

SMG4: She does indeed.

Crystal: I have a really bad memory involving ducks.

Meggy: What is it?

Crystal: Let's just say...a few years back, i went to go feed some ducks, and over a hundred of them chased after me, which was absolute chaos.

Infinite: Wow. Those ducks really must not like you, huh?

Crystal: -Giggle- Yeah.

SMG4's phone started to ring, he picked it up and answered it.

SMG4: Hey, Tari!

Tari: Umm...SMG4? I'm in a bit of trouble...

SMG4: What kind of trouble?

Tari: Well, this wizard put me in a cage, and he's causing havoc!

SMG4: Wizard? We'll be right over!

SMG4 slammed his phone on the table.

Meggy: What's happening?

SMG4: A wizard captured Tari, and he's causing some trouble!

(Y/N): Let's go stop that wizard!

Francis: To the Deathbus!

Everyone jumped into the Deathbus, SMG4 got in the front seat, and began to drive.

-Meanwhile...-

Tari: Why are you doing this, wizard?

Merasmus: Because Halloween 2018 was bad! Now, if you excuse me, i must get back to my revenge!

Demoman: Wizard!

Merasmus: Ah, there you fools are!

Soldier: YOU STOLE MY UNUSUAL HAT!

Merasmus: That's revenge! And now...RAIN OF JARATE!

Sniper: Ah, piss. (Oh, the irony!)

Jarate fell from the sky, everyone began screaming.

Spy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Heavy: Ugh, Heavy hates magic.

Medic: I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS INSANITY!!!

Merasmus: You fools! Now...DANCE...FOREVER!

All of the TF2 characters started doing thriller.

Soldier: Dammit! Must...stop...dancing!

Tari: Stop! Please!

Merasmus: No.

The Engineer exploded, ducks went flying everywhere.

Merasmus: BONUS DUCKS!

Tari: Ooooohhhh...

Merasmus: NO DUCKS FOR YOU!

Tari: Aww...

Merasmus: Now, i must-

SMG4: SUP, FUCKER?!

SMG4 rammed Merasmus with the Deathbus, sending the wizard flying into a building.

(Y/N): Nice one, SMG4!

SMG4: Tari!

SMG4 broke the cage, and hugged Tari.

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