You and meggy were eating instant noodles, then your phone began ringing, you answered it.
(Y/N): Hello?
SMG4: Can you and meggy get over to the castle? There's a slight problem.
(Y/N): And what is this problem?
SMG4: Toadsworth is doing something REALLY creepy, he's been in the kitchen for the past two hours doing some sort of ritual, not only that, he's been super aggressive to all of us!
(Y/N): We'll be right over.
You ended the call.
Meggy: What's going on?
(Y/N): Apparently toadsworth is doing some extremely creepy shit in the castle's kitchen.
Meggy: Well, let's go see what it's about.
You and meggy jumped into the pipe, and ran up the stairs to find everyone with weapons in their hands.
(Y/N): Ummm...guys? Are you ok?
Tari: No. Toadsworth has been freaking us out!
Mario: He's gone coo coo crazy!
You opened the door, and saw toadsworth doing some sort of chant in front of a picture, which had a really disturbing spaghetti creature on it.
(Y/N): What the hell?
Toadsworth turned around and started screaming.
Toadsworth: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT-
Take 2.
Toadsworth: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY RITUAL?!
(Y/N): Toadsworth, what the fuck are you doing?
Toadsworth: I'M TRYING TO SUMMON MY OVERLORD! HE HAS BEEN GONE FOR TOO LONG!
You looked at the picture of the spaghetti, then looked back at toadsworth.
(Y/N): Ok then...i'll just leave you to that...
You walked out of the kitchen.
SMG4: So, what happened in there?
(Y/N): All he did was just shout at me.
Meggy: I think it's best to leave him alone until he calms down.
Luigi: I don't think he is gonna calm down, like SMG4 said, he's been acting this way for the past couple hours.
Bowser: I...must...cook...chicken nuggets!
Bowser ran into the kitchen before anyone could stop him.
Saiko: Well, he's dead.
Bowser suddenly went flying through the door.
Toadsworth: LEAVE ME ALONE! NOW, I MUST GO BACK TO MY-
The picture behind toadsworth started to levitate.
SMG4: Da fuk?
The picture glowed, and then exploded, sending everyone flying out of the castle.
(Y/N): Agh, that hurt.
Meggy: What is going-
Suddenly, a giant, floating pile of spaghetti with eyes slowly levitated out of the castle.
Toadsworth: ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
The flying spaghetti monster roared, and started to fly towards toadsworth.
Toadsworth: EVERYONE WORSHIP OUR OVERLORD!
(Y/N): That is a big pile of spaghetti.
Meggy: More like a big creepy pile of spaghetti, but we gotta deal with this thing!
Mario: How about i eat it?
Suddenly, a bunch of tanks and police vehicles dropped from the sky.
FM: IT'S BACK! FIRE!
The tanks began firing, the flying spaghetti monster growled and a cannon slowly emerged from it.
FM: OH SHIT! BACK UP, BACK UP!
The cannon fired atomic spaghetti, while everyone ran away, the spaghetti hit the ground and exploded.
(Y/N): Ok, i didn't expect that...
Meggy: Wait, what's that coming from the sky?
Among the raining spaghetti that was raining from the sky, captain steve divebombed at the giant spaghetti.
SMG4: IT'S CAPTAIN STEVE!
Tari: He's here to save us!
Captain steve hit the flying spaghetti monster, sending it crashing down into the ground.
Toadsworth: Leave our overlord alone!
SMG4: Are you insane toadsworth!?
Toadsworth: NO!
The flying spaghetti monster slowly got back up, and fired more atomic spaghetti at captain steve.
Meggy: Steve, watch out!
Steve grabbed one of the atomic spaghetti bombs and threw it back towards the flying spaghetti monster.
FSM: OH WHAT THE F-
BOOM!
(Y/N): Yeah! You got it, steve!
Meggy: Nice work!
Steve gave a thumbs up, but then a strand of spaghetti grabbed him.
Cap. steve: Hey what the fock?!
Meggy: I'll save you steve!
Meggy got her splatterscope out and fired at the spaghetti strand, it hurt the flying spaghetti monster and steve was able to get out.
Toadsworth: All will bow down to the flying spaghetti monster!
Mario: I have an idea!
(Y/N): What is it?
Mario: PPPAAAIIINNNTTT!!!
Bowser: Oh shit. GET TO COVER!
Everyone but meggy ran.
Meggy let that word repeat in her head a few times, and then she started going crazy with her splattershot, orange ink went everywhere, after a while meggy calmed down.
Meggy: D-did i get it?
Meggy turned around to see the flying spaghetti monster dead.
Toadsworth: NO! MY OVERLORD!
(Y/N): You did it, meggy!
You hugged meggy, she hugged back.
SMG4: Now...toadsworth?
Toadsworth turned around to see many angry faces.
Toadsworth: Oh shit.
(Y/N): Get that mofo!
Everyone jumped at toadsworth and started beating him up.
(A few minutes later...)
Toadsworth: W-what are you going to do to me?!
Meggy: -Giggle- I have an idea for what we can do.
(Y/N): And?
Meggy got out the painting of mona toadsworth, and set it on fire.
Toadsworth: NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU MONSTERS!
You and meggy walked out of the room laughing, while toadsworth tried to to save the painting.
Meggy: How are we going to clear the mess up outside though?
Mario: LEAVE IT TO ME!
Mario ran out of the castle and began eating the dead flying spaghetti monster.
(I won't lie, the FSM slightly creeps me out XD)
Lata!
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Meggy x Reader
FanfictionOne day, you are sitting in the castle minding your own business when Mario introduces you to his inkling friend known as Meggy. Over time, you start to develop feelings for her and go through many adventures with Meggy. Along the way, you will enco...
