Hat Thief

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Meggy: Thanks for taking me to the park, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): No problem, meggy! I also brought along a lot of food.

Meggy: Cool, where shall we set our picnic?

Your eyes extended, you looked around, meggy giggled.

(Y/N): Over there!

You pointed to a tree, meggy ran over to it and set the blanket on the grass, you sat down and opened your bag, and gave a sandwich to meggy.

Meggy: Hehe, thank you!

While you were eating, the very well-known hat thief, also known as the soldier, was spying on you. He was looking at meggy's headgear.

Soldier: Ooooh...hats...

SMG3: So, i want you to do what you do best. I just want to see (Y/N) and meggy get frustrated.

Desti: Especially after destroying our Metal Gear RAY. That thing took so damn long to build!

Soldier: Yes!

The soldier saluted, then walked towards meggy.

(Y/N): Uhhh...

Meggy: What is it?

Meggy turned around to see the soldier.

(Y/N): Can we help you...sir?

Soldier: You will give me that hat!

Meggy: Huh?

(Y/N): You can't have meggy's headgear!

Soldier: ...

Meggy: Please leave us alone. We're having a pic-

Soldier: GIVE ME MY HAT, HIPPY!!!

The soldier snatched meggy's headgear, than ran off.

(Y/N): HEY!

Meggy: My headgear!

(Y/N): Let's get that crazy bastard!

You ran after the soldier, who was laughing crazily. 

Soldier: Yes! I finally have a hat! Actually, three hats!

Demoman: Oi! I want that hat!

Soldier: Get your drunk ass out of here!

Demoman: Hey, i'll offer you this hat for those!

The demoman held up a worn out top hat.

Soldier: THAT HAT IS A PIECE OF SHET!

Demoman: YOU WHAT, MATE?!

The demoman started firing his grenade launcher.

Meggy: Look out!

Meggy picked you up, then ran into a nearby building, the grenades exploded.

Soldier: Get your own hat!

The soldier fired his rocket launcher, the rocket hit the demoman and exploded, sending flesh and blood flying everywhere.

Soldier: Yes! My rival is finally dead!

(Y/N): HEY! Give back meggy's headgear!

Soldier turned around and gave you the middle finger.

Soldier: No!

Meggy: Get him!

The soldier began running again, you and meggy chased the maniac.

SMG4: What the hell is going-

The soldier grabbed SMG4's hat.

SMG4: WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S MY HAT!

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