It had been five days since that nuke dropped, the Mushroom Kingdom was a wreck, and you had only gotten out of the bunker a few hours ago.
(Y/N): Why the fuck did the military drop a NUKE?!
Meggy: We almost died!
Mario: -Oopsie...-
Steve: Sshh...there, there...
Steve was hugging his son. (Yes, Steve has a son now.)
(Y/N): -What the fuck...-
Meggy: -When did Steve get married?!-
Saiko: Well, the castle is in bad shape, so we can't stay there for a while!
Infinite: I thought the giant robot situation was bad enough.
Crystal: Well, at least we got out of it alive, honey.
Infinite and Crystal shared a kiss, while you discussed where you could live with the others.
Luigi: Where can we live while repairs are being done?
Mario: Hmm... OH!
-Flashback to 2013...-
Mario: Now you just got to turn the oven on...
Mario pressed a button, and the castle instantly set on fire.
Mario: ...Crap....
SMG4: Oh good going, genius!
Toad: Oh yay, there goes my home. And millions of other Toad's homes.
Lakitu: ;_; Where am i going to pee now?
Peach: WTF? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE???
SMG4: Mario knows exactly what happened.
Mario: ....*Gulp*...
Peach: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Mario: SMG4 was on fire and set everything else on fire!!!
SMG4: WHAT?! No i wasn't!
Mario set SMG4 on fire with a Flamethrower, making the blue Mario recolor scream like crazy, this wasn't enough to convince Peach however, and Mario collapsed to the floor.
Mario: Please don't hurt me...
Peach: What are the damages?
Police: Well, since everything is burnt and you lost everything...it would be around 2 billion coins to fix.
Peach: OH WHAT THE FU-
Peach exploded.
Mario: Oh well, what can ya do?
Peach: I can't afford that... (What about all the money you have in your credit card? SM64 bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos proves that you are rich as fuck, Peach.)
Police: Oh, well then you can live like hobos.
Toad: Where we will live?!
Lakitu: Can someone kill me?
SMG4: How am i supposed to make vids? WHERE WILL I ENSLAVE TOADS!?
Mario: We can stay at my house!
Peach: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-Present time...-
Mario: FOCKING...GENIUS!
YOU ARE READING
Meggy x Reader
FanfictionOne day, you are sitting in the castle minding your own business when Mario introduces you to his inkling friend known as Meggy. Over time, you start to develop feelings for her and go through many adventures with Meggy. Along the way, you will enco...
