Meggy x Reader

Cooking with M&B 4

SMG4: Oh! That's cool!

(Y/N): What is it?

SMG4: Since bowser's cafe has been doing extremely good, bowsers actually gathered enough money to buy himself a mansion!

(Y/N): Wow! 

SMG4: Also, he invited mario over, apparently they're having another shot at this cooking show they used to do.

(Y/N): I see.

SMG4: And if you sign up for a competition they're holding, you may win and be able to get on their show!

(Y/N): I want in. So, how do i sign up for this thing?

SMG4: Oh, it's just on this website over here, you just gotta enter some boring crap and you'll be signed up.

Meggy: What's going on?

(Y/N): Bowser and mario are doing a cooking show currently, i'm just about to sign up for competition to see if i can be the special guest.

Meggy: If you win, can i come along?

(Y/N): Sure!

SMG4: Are you sure about that? Bowser has been avoiding meggy a lot ever since the kitchen accident here in the castle.

(Y/N): If he hurts meggy's feelings while i'm over there, i'll give him a good kick to the nuts.

Meggy: Thanks, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Anyways, let's watch what the two are doing.

You turned on the TV, and switched over to mario and bowser's cooking show.

Bowser: Hello everyone! After three long years, WE'RE BACK, BABY!

Mario: And what are we cooking today, bowser?

Bowser: Lots of stuff! First...we're making a krabby patty!

Meggy: Huh?

Bowser: Mario, you got the ingredients ready?

Mario was watching howtobasic's "how to make a krabby patty."

Mario: Yup! Here they are!

Mario threw a lot of ingredients onto the counter.

Bowser: Umm...mario...those aren't the-

Mario: NOW GET A BOWL AND BEGIN MIXING IT AROUND!

Mario threw all of the ingredients into the bowl and began mixing it, then dumped the disgusting substance into the buns.

Mario: And that's how you make a krabby patty!

Bowser: Uh, you forgot the meat and other stu-

Mario: SHAD UP!

Bowser: ...ok.

Mario: Anyways, next we'll be cooking...CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Bowser: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

Mario: And all you need is this chicken!

Mario threw a chicken into the oven, then it instantly cooked.

Bowser: Well, that was quick...

Mario: Now...take the chicken out of the oven carefully...AND CHOP IT UP-

Bowser: I'll chop it up, for all i know you could cut your hand off.

Bowser threw the turkey into the air and jumped, slashing it a few times with his knife, chicken nuggets rained and fell onto the plate.

Bowser: Easy!

Mario: Uhhh...bowser?

Bowser: What is it?