Donkey Kong

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You were at the mall, having a look at a few new games in Gamestop with Meggy, Tari, Infinite and Crystal.

(Y/N): Hmm...

Meggy: I like the look of some of these games.

Infinite: We've pre-ordered MK11, it's gonna be a freakin' blast!

Crystal: Indeed it is, honey! I can't wait to play it!

Tari: I don't like that game. Too gory for me...

(Y/N): There's Big Chungus 2, Doge Simulator, OOF clicker, and HL3. (WAIT WHAT)

Meggy: Why are there so many meme games? 

Crystal: No idea...

Tari: I'm gonna buy Big Chungus 2 and Doge Simulator! (Tari, buy HL3!)

Infinite: Okie dokie! 

(Y/N): Seriously, why are there so many meme-

You heard shouting outside, you walked out of the store to see Machito arguing with someone.

(Y/N): Machito?

Meggy: Huh?

Machito: What do you want with us, freak?

Donkey Kong: -Strange monkey noises-

Clauds: Get out of here, before my hero kicks your butt!

Donkey Kong: Oh, hell no! -Even more monkey noises-

Donkey Kong punched Machito, sending him flying at Waluigi.

Waluigi: NOOO, MY TACO STAND!

Clauds: My hero!

Donkey Kong grabbed Clauds, and began to run.

Machito: CLAUDS!

(Y/N): What the hell?!

Meggy: Donkey Kong just kidnapped Clauds! We need to save her!

Infinite: Count me in! Crystal, stay here with Tari just in case that ape comes back!

Crystal: Okay, honey!

Machito: Grrrr! I'M GONNA KILL THAT MONKEY!

You began to chase after Donkey Kong, he turned around and gave you the middle finger.

(Y/N): That's not very nice!

Meggy: I got him!

Meggy fired her Splattershot at Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong: OH SHIT!

Donkey Kong began dodging the shots, and did a flip.

Meggy: What?!

Infinite: YOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!

Infinite charged at Donkey Kong, and stabbed him in the butt. 

Donkey Kong: OOOOOOOOOH, MY ASS!

Donkey Kong turned around, and punched Infinite in the face, sending the jackal flying through the wall.

(Y/N): Infinite!

Machito: You're gonna get it now, monkey! Let go of my Sweetie-pie or you're gonna get it!

Donkey Kong: HOW BOUT NO?

Donkey Kong jumped out of the window, and began to climb to the top of the building.

Clauds: Help!

Meggy: I am not climbing!

(Y/N): Yeah, screw that! Fuck heights!

Machito: C'mon, Machito, think...!

(Y/N): Hey, look!

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