Incorrect Quotes #2

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Serenity: Hello, nice to meet you, this is my ex-boyfriend
Jaehyun: You've got to stop introducing me like that
Jaehyun: I'm her husband

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Doyoung: Shut up
Serenity: I didn't say anything
Doyoung: You were thinking, that's annoying

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Jisung: I'm so bored what are you doing
Jeongin: Out shopping with mom
Jisung: Didn't you go out with Serenity
Jeongin: That's what I said???

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Serenity: Can you teach me how to hoe
Ten: Rude
Ten: [Sips Wine]
Ten: But Yes

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Hazel: How long do we stand here and let her do that
Serenity: Just give her a minute
Artemis: (pushing on a door that says pull)

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Serenity: Take me to an art museum and hold my hands
Jaehyun: But they said not to touch the masterpieces
Serenity: you smooth motherfucker

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Serenity: Are you real?
Taeyong: Huh?
Serenity: you can't be real
Taeyong: [confused face]

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[Before Performance]
Hazel: Alright What do we say when we are anxious
Serenity: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is ICONIC
Hazel: I love the confidence but no

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[Angel Sins group chat, 3am]
Artemis: When Donkey asked Shrek what his name was, he paused before saying it was Shrek. What if he came up with it on the spot? What if his name isn't Shrek?

[Four active now]
Serenity: Fuck you srsly
Hazel: Nobody can sleep in peace now

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Artemis: Hello Serenity, Hazel
Serenity:
Hazel:
Artemis: you might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.

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Selene: If you were to die what would your last words be?
Serenity: Finally
Selene: no...

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Serenity's caller ID's
Selene: Old Lady
Hazel: Main Hoe
Artemis: Do not answer

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Friend: Do you love me?
Fan: Yes, ofc bubu
Friend: more than Serenity?
Fan: know your limit

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Serenity: I need some space
Jaehyun: YOU'RE REALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME??!!
Serenity: YOU'RE TAKING UP ALL THE BED YOU PIECE OF SHIT I NEED SOME SPACE

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Selene: Could you not Artemis this into a weirder situation then it already is?

Artemis: Hang On, Did you just use my name as a verb?

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What I can write in essays when I'm in school vs what I can write about Serenity

What I can write in essays when I'm in school vs what I can write about Serenity

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Serenity after group comeback
Serenity: Aight peace Ima go rest now
RME: So Solo comeback
Serenity: Bish Wat?

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Angel Sins in a fight
Selene: Can't fight but tries
Hazel: Can fight
Artemis: Lost
Serenity: Can fight but won't

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Those who have a height of 5'3 and below can relate to Serenity's reaction, what's your height

Those who have a height of 5'3 and below can relate to Serenity's reaction, what's your height

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Jaehyun: What a coincidence this is where I live too
Serenity: No you don't
Serenity: Get out of my apartment

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Serenity: You're an idiot
Jaehyun: I'm you're idiot
Jaehyun: Forever!!!!!

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