Phil sat fumbling with his small cup of black coffee, staring up occasionally to sneak a peak at the boy across the empty coffee shop from him. He had a brown fringe that flopped onto his forehead much like Phil's, wearing a black shirt and jeans.
Phil finally got up once he finished the coffee, making his way to the cashier.
The cashier was his friend Chris who smirked at Phil. "Talk to him!" He said suggestivly.
Chris was a loud and funny extrovert. He had brown hair and weird shirts on all the time, with a brilliant personality. To Phil, himself and Chris were complete opposites sometimes.
Phil's blushed. "W-What? N-No, me? Pffft! I w-would never...What could I say?"
Pj, Chris' boyfriend appeared fron the back room. He had curly brown hair and green eyes, with also had an amazing personality.
"You could say." Pj bit his lip as he fixed the shelves on the counter for Chris. "Hi my name is Phil, I am sexually fustrated and maybe we could take it further if we did the do." He said with a straight face, reatstocking the shelves with new chocolate cupcakes.
Phil rolled his eyes. "No. Any other suggestions?"
Chris shrugged, wrapping an arm around Pj's hip appretiativly for doing his work for him. "Maybe be like "hullo, ma naerm is phul, i like big fat juicy black co-"
"MY ACCENT ISN'T THAT NORTHERN YOU PIECE OF SHI-"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING SWEAR YOU FU-" Chris interrupted.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP SHOUTING IN MY COFFEE SHOP YOU SHITHEADS!" Pj shouted over Chris.
All three averted their eyes quickly to the only customer in the shop who was currently sniffling a laugh with his hand.
"He's so cute." Phil said under his breath.
"Tell him!" Chris said happily. "Just go up to him, take a seat and offer him a drink."
"Yeah, and then introduce yourself, and offer him a drink." Pj smiled.
"After that, ask for his number. And then after, say that you want his big fat juicy co-" Chris said again, being interrupted by Pj who quickly put his hand over Chris' mouth to stop him.
"You get the point. There's no need to be scared, you definetly have a chance. Besides, he's checking out your butt right now."
Phil blushed brightly, eyes widening in shock and not daring to turn around.
"Why did you tell the poor kid that now hes clenching his butt muscles look at him." Chris shook his head after he had taken Pj's hand away from his mouth.
"I hate both of you." Phil blushed.
"We love you too." Chris smirked. "Now can you go and fucking talk to him."
"Okay okay, wait what do I say?"
"Is this seat taken? No? Then i'll sit here and talk to you bla bla fuck me, come on Phil it's not that hard." Pj laughed.
Phil nodded, spinning around and nervously making his way to the.guy's table. "Um, c-can I...I-Is this seat taken?"
The guy looked up with a smile on his face and reddened cheeks. He shook his head. "N-No."
Phil stumbled onto the seat, tapping his foot. "So uh...Hi..."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE HE'S USELESS PJ!" Chris yelled from the counter, supposedly a whisper.
Phil lowered his head in his hands in shame, cheeks turning a beetroot colour.
The guy reached out and took away Phil's hands from his head, smiling happily at him. "You're not useless don't worry. You're really cute. My name's Dan."
"Phil." Phil said breathlessly as he stared admiringly at how beautiful Dan was.
"I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK!" A muffled whisper could be heard from Pj to Chris which made Phil smile more.
"You and you're friends should learn to whisper, I heard the whole conversation." Dan laughed loudly.
"Oops." Phil grinned.
"It's fine though, because now I know you like big fat juicy co-"
"DAN!" Phil shreiked in horror but couldn't stop laughing.
Dan shrugged, smirking at Phil cheekily.
Phil rolled his eyes. "So uh, can I buy you something to eat?"
Dan shrugged, leaning closer to Phil across the table, staring into his eyes. "I dunno, your lips look pretty tasty." His eyes wandered down to Phil's lips, licking his own lips and biting them.
"You can taste that later." Phil said with sudden confidence, getting up from his chair. "I want those cupcakes, they look pretty good." He smiled, looking at the new chocolate cupcakes displayed on the counter.
"Yeah but you look better." Dan said under his breath as Phil who didn't hear what he said walked towards the counter.
"Chris owes me a dinner date." Pj grinned. "I knew you two would hit it off."
Phil laughed, then glared at Chris who was currently 'sulking' on Pj's shoulder.
"Fuck you." Phil laughed at Chris, grabbing a cupcake and handing them the money for it before making his way back to his table.
"You have a nice ass." Dan said as soon as Phil sat back down from across him.
"I know." Phil smirked confidently, unwrapping the cupcake.
"I want some of the cupcake." Dan said childishly.
"Go buy one, I already offered." Phil said playfully.
"Can I have a bit?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because food."
"Phiil."
Dan moaned (( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) )) childishly as Phil took a bite out of the cupcake,
"Phiiiiil." (( ( ͡ຈ ͜ʖ ͡ຈ) ))
"Phil pleeease." (( ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ͡⚆) ))
"Phil gimme some." (( ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) ))
"BOYS ENOUGH MOANING ONLY ME AND PJ ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT IN HERE." Chris yelled across the luckily empty shop which made Dan laugh and roll his eyes.
"I'll let you have a small bite." Phil grinned, handing Dan the cupcake.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." Pj yelled across to them as he and Chris burst into laughter making Dan and Phil also unable to stop laughing.
Dan innocently smiled at Phil, happily taling the cupcake into his hands. He bought it closer to his face, ready to take a small bite inching closer before quickly stuffing the entire thing into his mouth. (( ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) )) He chewed rapidly with his eyes wide open with fear as Phil practiclaly tackled him.
"MY CUPCAKE!" Phil shrieked in horror and Dan continued to devour the whole cupcake that he had somehow managed to fit in in his mouth in just one single bite. (( ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) )) Phil pouted at Dan, playfully hitting his arm.
"I said small bite."
"That was a small bite! For me anyway..."
"You are buying me another one."
"Fine but can I have a small bite of that one too?" Dan smirked.
"You're lucky I only let people I like not get murdered for taking my food."
"How charming Phil." Dan said hysterically, pecking Phil's cheek quickly as he got up to buy themselves another cupcake to 'share'.
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