Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

Sasori- First Date

You sighed as Itachi and Kisame lead the way. You are on another mission- grab the scroll and go... Easiest mission for you. However, Itachi and Kisame has unfinished business in the area, so you decided to help them as well. You already had the scroll locked within your chakra.

"...So, Sasori let you out? I thought you were his pet, Y/N," Kisame teased you. You glared at him until he finally gulped, avoiding your gaze. It was no secret of Sasori's protective tendencies. He would rather have you near him than out and about. Still, he does need to know his limitations.

You took a sharp intake of breath as you slipped into Itachi's shadow, using your shadow veil to dispel the traps around you both. You could have used Kisame's but that asshole's shadow somehow always smelled of day-old fish and you weren't in the mood to throw up tonight.

"...Nicely done, Y/N," Kisame whistled. You smirked. It did feel nice to get praise. Mom wasn't really the type to do that...

Neither was Kakuzu, you shook your head as you got out of the shadows. You hissed as a familiar black stitch-like tentacle lashed out from the trees. Of course he would be here.

"Y/N," Kakuzu glared at you as Kisame and Itachi stood to the side. You tapped the ground with your foot three times, letting Akira know to fly away and alert Sasori. You hated dealing with Kakuzu. Father or not, he was overstepping his boundaries.

"What?!" You snapped, crossing your arms as he eyed you up and down.

"...Look, your mother never let me know about you, all right?" He sighed, shaking his head, "That's why I wasn't around." You raised an eyebrow.

"Itachi, is this your unfinished business?" You growled, glaring at him. He nodded with a sigh. "...You know... you didn't have to do that. If Kakuzu wanted to speak to me, he could have just asked..."

"How was I supposed to know you wouldn't close me out?!"

"Have faith in me, for one. As much as I have grown to despise you," you hissed, "I am willing to listen to what you have to say at least once."

"...You're  just like me when I was your age. Cold, calculated... only difference is I like money," he admitted with a chuckle. "You don't seem to care for it."

"That's right; I don't. Mom sold me to the damn Hidden Shinobi camp; where they trained you to be assassins in the shadows. So money has no use to me."

"She did what?" Kakuzu gasped.

"I killed her, don't worry," you shrugged, admitted your own past, "She wasn't much of a Mother." Akira perched on my shoulder, whistling a calming tune.

"...I see..." he sighed, "...I don't suppose you would like for me to try and be your father...?"

"Bit late for that," you admitted as he sighed, "...But..." you amended as an afterthought, "I suppose it's not too late for me to get to know you. Just stop trying to rescue me? I have a hard time with Sasori doing that shit."

"...Understood, Y/N," he nodded, walking off. Your heart hurt slightly; you didn't know he didn't know of your existence. But you were way too old to be babied.

Besides, you chuckled as Sasori neared you, questions in his eyes, you have enough to do to keep this doll in line...

"Y/N?" He asked softly. You knew he heard it all; Akira did act as an extra source of ears for him. You stretched your hands above your head with a sigh.

"...Let's go on a date," you shrugged, watching as the sun set slowly on the horizon.

"A date?" He murmured as you nodded.

"We're dating, so let's go on a date," you repeated. Sometimes, it does take time for  your words to sink into his canister. But his eyes finally sparkled as he agreed.

He lead you to a hidden shed, a small workshop, he explained as you looked at all the tools.

"You see, I don't just make parts for my puppets," he clarified as you moved one arm hanging on the wall, causing two cannons to pop out of its hand. "I also experiment with different fighting techniques."

"...How interesting..." you murmured as he smiled, pulling you into a smal, separate room.

"This is where I modify my original body," he pointed at the table, "It took a while, but I know how to animate my own corpse." You winced at that statement, but took a deep breath.

"Pretty cool..." you smiled after a moment. You realized he was sharing something intimate with you, and you wanted to understand more. But when you turned to face him, his eyes were a dark blank.

"Sorry, Y/N," his voice echoed, albeit a bit scratchy, "I haven't used this form in ages..." You turned beet red, mouth slightly agape, as Sasori approached you in his original body. Your eyes couldn't help but notice his manhood. You winced at the thought of that penetrating your flesh.

"...Sasori..." it took you s moment to gather your thoughts.

"Yes, Doll?" He replied with a smile, tilting his head to the side.

"...You're naked." You coughed out as he looked at you, puzzled, then looked down at his body.

"Oh... Oh! I am so sorry!" he immediately moved to cover himself, turning beet red.

"So you can blush? I was beginning to wonder," you smirked as he tied an apron around his middle.

"Ah, never you mind!" He steamed as you laughed. You spent a few hours, just talking in his original form. He felt vulnerable around you and trusted you so completely. It was a magical night...

Even after you returned to the base, Sasori back within his wooden body, you couldn't help but daydream of his perfect physique. In either body, he was perfect...

"A penny for your thoughts, my dear?" He asked as he worked on a puppet body part. You sighed, looking at him.

"...Can you feel your skin in this form?" You asked softly.

"Not exactly, no," he admitted. You clicked your tongue, moving from the bed and standing next to him, kissing his wooden cheek. He spun his head around twice, then looked at you. You could see the hearts in his eyes.

"I thought you couldn't feel that?" You teased as he stood up, his eyes pronouncing more stronger hearts. Uh oh, you smiled as he reached out to touch your face, gently tracing your temple with his thumb.

"...I love you," he whispered, as you chuckled. You leaned on him as he brought you back to the work table, having you sit in his lap while he worked. You felt his core vibrate with warmth as you kissed his cheek again, causing a small smile to form on his lips.

"I love you too," you yawned, falling asleep on his lap right after.