someone to stay, supernatural [ 1 ]

064. ghostfacers

They get to the house that's for the next case and it's nighttime. They hear noise from one of the rooms and the guys motion for their kids to stay back.

"Freeze! Police officers! Don't move!" Dean yells.

"All right, all right, all right. All right. Take it easy." Sam says.

"Let's see some identification." Dean orders and one guy hands over his ID.

"What-- are we under... under arrest?" The guy asks.

"We are unarmed." The other says.

"Oh, God. Oh, God." The first guy panics.

"Want to explain that weirdo outfit, Mr., uh, Corbett?" Dean asks.

"I know you." The other guy says.

"Yeah, sure you do. Give me some identification." Dean orders.

"Yeah, ho-- whoa, hold on a second. I know the both of you guys. Yeah."

"What?" Corbett asks.

"Yeah, huh." The other guy nods.

"Holy fucking shit." Sam says.

"What?" Dean asks.

"Uh, West Texas... the... the tulpa we had to take out. Those two goofballs that almost got us killed... The hellhounds or something." Sam says.

"Fuck me." Dean says.

"Oh, come on." Natalie groans.

"Yeah, we're not hellhounds anymore, okay? It didn't test that well." Ed says. Ophelia grabs Libby's hand, the two walking into the room, and going over to Sam.

"Ed, what's going on?" Corbett asks.

"They're not cops, buddy. No, not at all." Ed says. "They even have their midgets with them."

"Ed, Ed, you had a partner, too, didn't you? A different guy?" Dean asks.

"Oh, yeah, yeah." Ed nods.

"Is he around here somewhere?" Dean asks.

"He's running around, chasing ghosts." Ed says.

"Okay, well, listen, you and Rambo need to get your girlfriends and get out of here." Dean says.

"All right. Listen here, chisel chest, okay? We were here first. We've already set up base camp. We beat you." Ed says.

"They were here first." Dean says to Sam.

"Mm-hmm." Ed nods. Dean grabs Ed and shoves him against the wall. "oh, God." He panics.

"Ed." Dean says.

"Yeah?"

"Where's your partner?"

+++

They're in the living room now.

"What are you doing in the Morton House, Ed? On leap year. What are you thinking?" Dean asks.

"We're here to spend the night, okay? It's for our TV show." Ed says.

"What? Great. Perfect." Sam says sarcastically.

"Yeah, nobody's ever spent the night before." Corbett says.

"Uh, actually, yeah, they have." Dean says.

"Uh, we've never heard of them." Ed says.

"Cause they died in the house, doofus." Ophelia says.

"Oh, come on, I don't believe a five year old." Ed says.

"I'm eight, you looney tune." Ophelia bites back. Natalie snorts, quickly hiding it with a cough.