𝔸𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕏 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤

Kunikida X UMR (F)

Kunikida sighed as he was once again being bugged by Dazai. However it wasn't with his suicidal actions like normal. No it was cause Dazai had caught wind of Kunikida having a lover. So here he was bugging Kunikida to tell him.
"Oh come on tell me!"
"No it's none of your business Dazai"
"Oh please I have to know! I would never have thought someone like you could feel love"
Kunikida sighed for the millionth time that day. He really just wanted to go home to his lover. As if the gods heard his prayer his shift ended. He quickly grabbed his things and ran home.
"Hey where's Kunikida going?"
A random agent asked as they watched the man run out of the building.
"Probably to get laid"
Dazai said so casually as he went back to reading his favorite book.

(Kunikida's pov)
Walking up to my home I felt some of the stress of the day leave me. It's one of the many reasons I love coming home the other reason is my adorable husband. I walked inside and called out for him.
"Dear I'm home!"
I could hear his footsteps as he ran to where I was.
"You're home!"
He jumped into my arms hugging me.
"Yes I am"
He looked up at me smiling softly.
"I'm glad you're ok"
"I will always come home to you dear"
I looked at M/n and smiled softly at him, this man was the reason I live.

After dinner and their shower, they cuddled up on the couch watching some random show.
"How was work dear?"
"Tiring"
"Dazai?"
"Always"
M/n kissed Kunikida's cheek.
"Don't stress about him dear, you know that's how he is"
"Yeah but he was worse today"
"Really how?"
"He found out about you"
"And let me guess he was asking you questions about me?"
"Yeah"
M/n chuckled as he could only guess what kind of questions the male asked.
"Well it'll be ok dear"
M/n didn't get a response"
"Dear?"
M/n looked at Kunikida who fell asleep as they were talking.
"Oh dear, you must have been really tired"
M/n kissed Kunikida's cheek before snuggling closer to him and falling asleep himself.

The next day Kunikida was looking around his desk for something.
"What'ch looking for Kunikida?"
Dazai said as he noticed his partner looking around his desk.
"My lunch, I thought I had it with me"
Just then someone walked inside the building.
"Um excuse me?"
Everyone looked at the door and saw a small male standing at the door.
"M/n?"
Kunikida walked over to his husband.
"What are you doing here and how did you get in?"
"Oh well I just walked in and.."
M/n held up a wrapped lunch box.
"You forgot your lunch"
"Oh"
Everyone was shocked to see Kunikida talking to someone so calmly. So Dazai decided to walk over and find out who the male was.
"Hello~ who might you be?"
"Oh I'm M/n, Kunikida's husband"
"Huh!? You mean this guy is actually married?!"
Dazai looked at Kunikida.
"You're married to him!?"
"Why is it so hard to believe huh?"
Kunikida was getting annoyed at how Dazai didn't believe he was married.
"I mean just look at you and then look at him, he's an angel"
"Oi don't be hitting on my husband!"
"How can I not? he's beautiful"
Dazai winked at M/n which made Kunikida kick him. M/n thought it was funny how his husband acted with his team.

Since that day everyone would ask Kunikida to bring his husband as they like him. Kunikida of course said no as he didn't want Dazai to try and flirt with M/n. But also since that day Kunikida was more clingy towards M/n.
"Dear please let go"
"No"
M/n was trying to wash the dishes as Kunikida hugged him from behind. M/n sighed but smiled as he felt Kunikida's hold get tighter.
"You big baby"
"You're my husband"
Kunikida pouted as M/n giggled at him.