Chapter 99

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"I must say I am mighty impressed, Madhubala. Matlab what was that...Seedha Mughle Azam ki black and white Madhubala se Queen ki High definition, Dolby stereo , Kangana Ranaut?" Ranbir threw his arm around Navya, who in turn cringed her brows & gave him a 'Will-you-get-lost-on-your-own-or-I -have-to-kick-your-ass-off' look. They had booked an SUV from Delhi and after two hours of non-stop driving, they had stopped at a petrol pump in Meerut for refueling. The mood in the car had been pensive, so much so that Ranbir felt like he was travelling with three octogenarians (80 - year olds). The silence had made 2 hours seem like two days. Not that he didn't understand their individual circumstances, but their seriousness was seriously wearing him off now and he decided to get down to action. Navya being the most gullible, naturally became his first target.

"Ab matlab compliment dena bhi crime hai, bhalai ka to zamana hi nahi raha." He mocked Navya with a cheesy dialogue from probably the 60s, further infuriating her.

"Tumhe Bhook lagi hai kya..jo befizool mein hamara dimag chat rahe ho?" She sniffed her nose in disgust.

jo befizool mein hamara dimag chat rahe ho?" She sniffed her nose in disgust

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(Are you hungry, why are you munching on my brain dude)

"Wow, kya baat hai, Madhubala, I mean Kangna. Kal rat se ek nivala nahi gaya pet mein, aur poochna to dur ki baat, you are making fun of me? Mujhse behtar to is gari ki halat hai, kam se kam ise petrol to pila rahe hain.

( Wow! Not a morsel of food has gone in since yesterday and instead of empathysing, you are making fun of me . Even this car is better off than me. At least someone is feeding it petrol.)"

"Dulhe ke baap ho? shaadi mein aye ho? intezaar kar rahe ho ki kab larki wale ake hath jorkar khane ke liye poochenge... Bhookh lagi hai to jake kuch khareed lo, bhukkar kahin ke, ya fir pocket mein paise nahi hain? Ticket bhi tumhare maine hi kate hain. Agle mahine sood samet wapas kar dena." She threatened him with a frown.

( Are you the groom's father? Does this look like a wedding, are you waiting for someone to request you with folded hands? Why don't you go and buy something yourself, ? BTW I hope you have money . Even the tickets, I had to buy for you, but I hope you remember that you are repaying all of it with interest next month)

"I swear maine tumse bara makhichoos life mein nahi dekha. Hadd hai!!" He made a grumpy face and leaned further back on the backdoor. "Waise acting se yaad aya, whats up with our Romeo, why is he in Devdas mode since yesterday? (I swear I haven't seen a bigger miser in my entrie life..Holy crap!)

"Nandini se jhagra hua hai, kal suna nahi tumne airport mein."

(He has fought with Nandini, didn't you notice at the airport?)

"I don't get it man, why do they fight and then make faces like rotten tomato"

"Tumhari moti khopri mein yeh baat ghusegi nahi, to koshish bhi mat karo. Pagal hain dono, pyaar bhi karte hain aur baccho ki tarah larte bhi hain, aur fir ek dusre ke liye rat rat bhar rote rehte hain. Manik ko dekha hai, kya halat bana li hai usne apni. Kal rat se ek minute ke liye bhi nahi soya hai, aur ek tum ho jise khane ke alawa kuch dikhta hi nahi!"

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