Subaru:....F-father?! Why did y-you call me that?
???: Hm? Because you're my father of course.
Subaru: Hold on! I'm pretty confident i'm still a virgin!
???: Yes, you are still a virgin, but you were a part in the procces in my creation, right?
Subaru: B-but i didn't do anything back them! Or...is it in the future? Since we cameback in time....
???: You did make the contract with my Mothers, right? So that makes you my father.
Subaru:....Don't tell me....your mothers are...
???: The seven witches of sin, yes.
Subaru:....God....damn it...can't you call me something else?
???:.....Ok, daddy-
Subaru: Actually!!! Just call me father! Although....could you call Emilia Mo-
???: No.
.............
Subaru: No?
???: No.
Subaru: Ah....by the way, where are the others?
???: Moms? Their currently within me, probably having a tea party while watching you being an idiot.
Subaru: That doesn't put me at ease....hey...you have the witches in you right? Can't you use their power?
???: To some extent, ye-
Thug 1: What the hell you talkin about? What's this about power?
Thug 2: These guys must have some screws loose.
Thug 3: Do you really think he has anything worth stealing?
We just ignored those three guys and continued our conversation.
Subaru: So, how much can you use?
???: Quite a bit, but i can't just use their whole power like it's nothing.
While we were talking, the big one approached us and tried attacking us while we were distracted. But the kid used the unseen hands to hold him in place.
Subaru: (God i hate seeing those hands...)
???: Father, permission to kill him?
Thug 3: H-huh?!
Thug 2: Hey, why are you standing still? Attack him!
Subaru: Permission to kill hu-HUH?! Of course not!
???: But, their not important to you right?
Subaru: Yea, but you can't just kill them!
???:...Whatever you say, father.
He then used the unseen hands to slam the thug into the wall.
Thug 2: You bastard! I'll kill you!
He then pulled out two knives and was about to charge at me, but then someone started running through the alley.
Felt: Out of the way!
But she then bumped into the kid and they both fell on the floor.
Felt: H-hey!
???: What? You the one who bumped into me.
Felt: Whatever!
She then started running away and she jumped over the building.
???: How did she not even notice me standing there.....anyway, can we continue?
Thug 2: I'll kill you!
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The Witch's Child (Re:zero)
FanfictionNatsuki Subaru needed help, he didn't know how to overcome the obstacles in the Sanctuary and the mansion. So what is the best course of action? To ask the Witches of Sin for help of course. They granted Subaru a gift, that will help him through his...
