He Gets Sick/Hurt

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Jeff the Killer

"A-A-ACHOO!"

"Oh Jeff! I told you not to go out in the rain last night!"

"B-but that guy was next on my list and he just happened to walk b-b-ACHOO!"

You sighed and handed the psychopathic killer another tissue from the half-empty box.

D/N cocked his/her head to one side in confusion, probably wondering why on earth Jeff was making funny noises every now and then.

"D/N, Jeff just has a cold. He'll be fine."

The dog, of course, still didn't understand and surprisingly stayed practically superglued to Jeff's side.

Maybe those two could actually be friends after all...

"ACHOO!"

D/N scooted away and trotted off to eat some more food after giving Jeff a dirty look.

... Never mind.

BEN Drowned... In fluffy pillows?

You worriedly brought up a tray of breakfast for the poor little guy.

BEN was lying on the bed, propped up with several plump pillows and covered by blankets.

His leg was all bandaged up and sticking out from the sea of comfort.

"Thanks, Y/N... Oooh! Cheese balls!"

The little elf somehow found the strength to quickly sit up and begin popping the cheese balls into his mouth at a rate of two per second.

You chuckled and sat down on the edge of the bed.

"It was very brave of you to try and rescue Fluffy from that tree, even if you did fall down and break your leg in the process."

"Yeah, yeah. Just keep that jumpy bunny away from any open windows near tree branches in the future," he said dismissively.

With several handheld gaming devices on one side and a personal servant to bring him snacks on the other, BEN was very happy to the point where he intentionally knocked his leg against the wall to break it again.

Dark Link...

"Really, Y/N. I'm fine," Darkness said, holding up his hands in defense with a nervous smile.

"Fine? Fine? Link ran his sword through your body!"

"But it's alright. He apologized afterwards and Smiley bandaged me up. It wasn't terribly bad-"

"I saw the blood fly out of your mouth and the wound!"

"Well I wasn't expecting him to do that, was I? But it was just an accident and I'm alright now so-"

Dark Link attempted to get up but you pushed him right back down onto the bed.

"You are not leaving until you're fully healed!"

"But Slenderman-"

"I've already called and said that you'd be staying here with me for a few days."

Smile Dog whimpered and once more scrabbled at the door, desperate to be let outside for doggy reasons.

He finally sighed and let his head fall on the pillow.

"If you insist. But please, Y/N, just one small favor?"

"What?"

"Give me my hat back."

You remembered that during the struggle of trying to get your boyfriend to lie down and rest, you had snatched the hat off his head and told him that you wouldn't give it back unless he obeyed.

"O-oh right... Sorry."

Darkness closed his eyes and soon fell asleep, not once noticing that you had intentionally put his hat on askew in order to take a picture for the album.

Laughing Jerry

"Y/N! It tastes yucky!"

"It's called medicine and it's going to cure you of that stomach virus!"

"I don't like it!"

You forcibly turned his head to face you and shoved the spoon into his mouth.

"There!"

Unfortunately, L.J had the power to summon as much candy as he wanted and wasted no time in washing away the bitter taste with sweet toffees and lollipops.

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Slenderman teleported into Smiley's room and flung the curtains open with his tentacles, letting in the sunlight.

"Really, child! I can understand you skipping dinner but breakfast as well?"

Smiley groaned and pulled the covers over his head.

"Go away..," he said in a hoarse, cracked voice.

The faceless creepypasta went over and felt his forehead.

"Why, you're burning up with a fever!"

"Mmm..."

Smiley broke into a coughing fit and turned his back to him.

"I told you to go away... I don't know if it's contagious or not."

"Very well. Rest for today, I won't disturb you."

Slenderman drew the curtains again and left the not-so-good doctor in peaceful silence.

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Smiley opened his eyes with well... A big smile.

"It was a wonderful idea to keep a hot water bottle over my forehead before Slendy showed up. The fool completely fell for it and actually thought that I was sick!" He laughed without any trace of hoarseness or illness.

And that day officially became the longest time that he could comfortably relax, sit back and read a book without interruption.

Take note, ladies and gentlemen. Doctors are the best at pretending to be sick to take a day off work. Well... Handsome killer ones who are named after a facial expression, that is.

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A/N: Oh Smiley. Clever little Smiley. What are we going to do with you?

I would just like to thank a certain person who left some very uplifting comments. They were the reason I suddenly had the inspiration to write these scenarios.

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