He Catches You Fangirling Over Someone He Hates

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(Suggested by... Hold on, I've got a list here... scarletThekiller123, PurplestLeopard, heyitssam111 and Loveanime777. I know the last one was jokingly, but I've also got a sense of humor! XD

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Jeff the Killer

(Warning: I have no fluffin' idea if honey and lavender will actually make your hair look good. Don't try it at home then sue me for false advertising, kids!)

You were still recovering from that nasty cold. D/N had stayed snuggled by your side, keeping you warm throughout the gloomy weather.

To help pass the time, you decided to look up the latest on hair products, mainly for ideas regarding hair shampoo. There was even a suggestion for honey/lavender combo. The poster claimed it to be revitalizing.

You checked out her pictures as proof and was only a little suprised to realize it was Jane. She was right about the shampoo though. It did made her hair look luscious, which in turn made you jealous.

While you were stalking her beauty page, Jeff passed by on his way to your medical cabinet for some more aspirin. He was suffering from a migraine for some *cough* unimaginable reason.

He halted and did a double take when he glanced at your screen.

"Y/N! What the hell are you doing?"

"Fangirling over Jane's hair," you replied monotonously, swiping left for even more pictures whilst allowing your bubbling envy to quietly simmer.

Jeff self-consciously felt his own long locks of hair, then swept them over his shoulder. Calm down, Jeff. You're always the most fabulous!

But before he stopped you, he really needed that aspirin. You could say that the migraine was causing him to have a killer headache.

BEN Drowned... In toasted deez nuts?

You graciously slid open your bedroom window to greet the autumn breeze. It was a beautiful day, and the events of yesterday evening were well behind you.

"Gosh, this feels like a dream! I could just burst out singing!" You laughed aloud.

All of a sudden, a red squirrel scampered across your windowsill and froze in the middle. It sat there unmovingly, staring up at you.

Against all past warnings from your mother about petting stray animals, you reached out to stroke its head. The squirrel affectionately nuzzled your hand.

"Hey, lil' guy... You're really cute, you know that?"

Pretty soon, you'd bonded with the squirrel and named him Deez Nuts, or just Deez for short. Deez was happy to become the newest member of household society.

Unfortunately, BEN didn't share the same idea...

When the little blonde midget arrived, hauling F/N's washing machine through the T.V, he almost had a heart attack upon catching sight of your new companion.

"Y/N... H-H-How could you?" He gasped, clutching a hand to his chest while hyperventilating.

You didn't get it, so you just petted Deez and fed him more nuts. Your boyfriend ended up running outside, screaming something along the lines of-

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