Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

You Both Encounter A Mary Sue

[Come one, come all! The grandiose and mighty Phantom has returned with a self-suggested chapter. She awards herself with a cookie, and hopes to hear your laugher! (.:::.)]

Warning: This chapter means absolutely no offence intended towards anyone, Mary Sue or author alike.

Jeff The Kelpie

You stretched out your arms and cracked your neck from side to side. It felt stiff after that nap on the couch. "An update? Finally."

BOOM!

The fourth wall came thundering down on top of BEN, who was in the process of securing a thick chain around your newest fridge, which led to a cameo-painted golf cart 'hidden' outside.

With a terrified shriek (perhaps thinking it was a bombachu), the little elf dived outside, behind the little vehicle's steering wheel, and made a bumpy getaway across the road - loose chain whipping fiercely at the tyres.

You watched this spectacle from the comfort of the window, popcorn included. Jeff sidled up next to you, his curiosity piqued by the screaming. 

"Was that the scenario?" he wondered aloud, causing the fourth wall to crash for a second time.

"We can only hope."

Neither of you noticed a strange warp-hole emerging in the living room, glowing livid colours of the rainbow; kinda like unicorn-

However, you both did notice what came out of it.

You whipped around with a fist raised and Jeff mirrored your move, drawing a weapon from his hoodie to hold at the ready. D/N yapped cheerfully somewhere in the background.

"Do I have a welcome mat for intruders on my doorstep?  A 'free-to-break-into' sign hanging on the fence? No? Then get the hell out!"

"En garde!"

"Jeffy boy.... What the hell are you going to do with that pink spatula?"

The crazy killer turned a pretty dainty shade of rosy pink himself, and hastily dropped it in favour of snatching a switchblade from his back pocket.

"S-Sorry - mu-must've left my knives at home! Ehehehe..."

The creature who'd come through the wormhole-portal-dimension rift thingy straightened up to her full height of about 5'1.

She had nine tails swishing behind her, each belonging to a wildly different species. Including a turquoise fish fin. A pair of gigantic black angel wings fluttered behind her. Her hair was a tangle of golden blonde and rainbow streaks, still trailing all the way from the portal.

And she had cat ears.

Her eyes were bright red, yet shone every single color of the rainbow all at once, also kind of like unicorn-

"My name is Ravenbella Firefury, and I'm here to avenge a friend of mine," the girl said in a low voice, dipping her head down to give Jeff a glowing death glare.

"Er... which one?" Jeff cocked his head to one side in deep thought, counting off his fingers. He got all the way up to three before you pulled him forward to huddle up and whisper.